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Blogs > luvhandle14 > Is this the real life?

Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam  

luvhandle14 57M  
984 posts
10/6/2018 5:16 am

Last Read:
5/10/2019 4:18 pm
Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam


Dear Spammer,
it is nice, that you show interest in a middle aged chubby bald man like me and that you try to contact me through all different channels.
Unfortunately, I am unable to appreciate your effort until you have addressed a couple of issues.

Here are a couple of hints that might help you to get a reaction back from me:
- Get your profile location right: Dubai is not in Staffordshire or Buckinghamshire and too far away if I should have sex with you tonight
- Make sure that the picture matches the profile, I don't think that a petite Chinese lady is properly described as an Ebony BBW
- American spelling used by an English Lady is unusual
- Pictures of porn stars on your profile are interesting, but there are probably better sources on the Internet to see them
- I don't follow shortened , especially not if they link to other sites in Russia or Eastern Europe pretending to be dating sites or asking for credit card details
- It is nice that you have your email address on your profile, not so nice is that these email addresses appear on fraud warning sites and spammer lists
- No, I am not into findom! If I like to get screwed for money I go and see my bank manager
- I am not into BDSM neither and I don't want to obey you and give you my credit card
- It helps, if you respond to my reply after contacting me on IM.
- Getting the same badly written email from several new accounts is a reason for me to believe that one of your automated spam scripts went wrong

I hope that these recommendations will help you in advancing your effort.
Thanks and kind regards
Luvhandle

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