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Hardy har har! My friend Robby really insulted and shocked me by saying i make people uncomfortable and i have no respect for anyones<b> privacy </font></b>or personal space , i think thats a real mean thing to say to a friend, it totally ruined our bath! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Newly married husband: I went through the most expensive and painful procedure yesterday..I had both testicles and spine removed ...but the wedding presents were nice and so worth it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Robber robs a bank takes all of the money and is about to leave the bank when he turns to a customer lying on the floor and he asks the man," Did you see me rob this bank?" The man on the floor says ," yes I did !' , the robber promptly shoots the man..He then turns to another man lying on the floor and asks , " Did you see me rob this bank ?" Man says " No I didnt see anything , but my wife here beside me seen the whole thing." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Telegram to husband : Wife dead , bury or cremate? Grieving husband: Take no chances , cremate then bury. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i I really was not that drunk last night was I? Yes you was,i heard you in the shower telling the shower head to stop crying. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Geez women really know how to hold a grudge..My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm and i accidentally passed her a tube of super glue and its been two weeks now and not a word .. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Woman standing in the kitchen when her little boy comes running in and throws his arms around her and gives her a big hug looks up and smiles then runs off ., she was very surprised and touched by that until she hears the little guy say to her husband , " yeah your right she has gained some weight." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last night i dreamed a lovely dream i was walking on a sandy beach , that explains the foot prints in the cats litter box this morning. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two elephants met a naked man and one elephant says to the other , " man i really dont know how he feeds himself with that thing." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
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6/9/2019 8:45 am |
Giggle, giggity , giggle...lol and a harty hee haw!
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6/9/2019 9:15 am |
I had a great time at the dance last night, was out there just showing my stuff, then I realized someone was standing on my hand...........
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6/9/2019 9:49 am |
nice post keep up the good work
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6/9/2019 10:37 am |
I had a great time at the dance last night, was out there just showing my stuff, then I realized someone was standing on my hand...........
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6/9/2019 10:39 am |
nice post keep up the good work
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How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends," ========================================= Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday
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lol, thanks for the smiles. 
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6/9/2019 1:17 pm |
How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends," ========================================= Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday
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6/9/2019 1:17 pm |
lol, thanks for the smiles.
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thanks for the Sunday afternoon laughs..... Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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