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My Bed Suggestions for Sex
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My Bed Suggestions for Sex For the record, all I want in a bed is: kingsize, to allow for extra spreadeagling a mattress that lets me work whatever magic I can muster on a good day below-bed storage so I can have pull-out containers for all of my sex toys/kink equipment a slatted headboard for being restrained to a slatted footboard that is higher than the mattress that I can bend over comfortably with my thighs strapped open ideally a free test-drive with a partner of my choice, during which we can put it through its paces to ascertain sturdiness and squeakiness as well as bangability The first few bullet points almost certainly exist in a bed that’s out there somewhere, unfortunately right now actually stumping up the cash for one feels like too much of a gamble. So come on, furniture retailers, it is time to solve this problem. It is time for late-night opening of bed shops. No . No shaming. No shoes. We all get to go in and test out the beds however we want, checking their compatibility with our favourite sex positions, their squeakiness, and their all-round suitability. All we need is one furniture shop to understand the value of this, and the world will be a better place. A sexier place. A less squeaky place. And most importantly a place where I get to mimic sex positions without getting chucked out of Furniture Village. |
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I liked your thoughts bout bed and I am tempted how we could make the best use of bed {=}
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8/18/2017 6:00 am |
LMFAO~! I think you have a crafty and unique sense of humor that is very sexy Luv. I agree with everything you said! Once I did get kicked out of a Mattress King store for getting too "frisky" on a display model. We still had our clothes on (mostly) for goodness sake. That sales lady had NO sense of humor at ALL! That being said... Welcome to blog land~! You needed one comment to move your blog from the "new blog" list to the regular list that everyone reads. Looks like you got that covered... Now if you have a moment, swing by my blog and say hello in the comments. WARNING content is rated X and will involve reading 4 letter words and references to sexual situations~! So don't come by if this doesn't interest you. And if it DOES................................................ see you there. Jimmy B. My blog JimmyB7474 is called Into The Woods (erotica) entertaining stories about a guy named Jimmy. Enjoy.
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Claro que si, vamos a probar una cama
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That's just awesome. A total smart-azz ... near and dear to my heart  I guess the obvious question is .... just how many times have you been thrown out of Furniture Village for this sort of behaviour?  I can offer my services in evaluating the structural features, if you want to go back and try once more ... lol! As far as the shaming part in your new store, some customers might be into that kind of thing ... you know, whatever floats your boat ... Hi-larious  Great post!-- allgud69xxx Yeah ... that's right ... I went there .. Wanna msg, but can't - my Postbox blog Another way to say hi my Postbox
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1 post 2/23/2018 6:58 pm |
Gaby, Great post. Everyone should think about the best uses of a bed before buying. Maybe a 10-2 late night showcase viewing for couples to visit. You could host and show sample ideas. Probably make a fortune...Combine it with a bar and authentic grill and you could sell out nightly. Probably need to have your next restaurant connected to a furniture store. Beds, Couches, Loungers, bedroom storage trunks all could be showcased. I would pay to be there and I am sure others would as well. I am currently building a frame for a split king adjustable bed. I will try and make sure it fits your ideal criteria. it will be rustic timber frame and leather accents. I will send a pic when complete. great post, Dp.
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Wld U include FACESITTING in that test Goddess?... Mwuah!!!
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6/26/2018 8:20 pm |
I LOVE your idea. I would especially enjoy it with you.
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7/25/2018 5:32 pm |
The adult only open late mattress shop is a brilliant idea I think you're sitting on a gold mine with that one. As for the bed, I've solved the problem of the head board foot board by building my own. Slatted and solid made from Oak. It's got under-bed storage for all those quick toy access needs It's only a queen though. Still, totally serviceable!
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7/25/2018 7:34 pm |
This is deliciously enticing, Call me.....We'll work something out 
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8/20/2018 4:52 pm |
Amazing story
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What a simply brilliant idea! I love a smart and beautiful woman!
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1 post 10/24/2018 6:07 pm |
Msg me now i got u something
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1 post 1/5/2019 9:20 pm |
I 100% agree and like the sound of that😉. Let's go and test some out.
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1/27/2019 8:03 pm |
interesting ideas
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Love this! Funny and relivant
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7/5/2019 8:25 pm |
I can build it for you from lumber i milled with my own hands and tools. I just have to cum measure the space and check the layout of the interior to make it fit just right. hit me up, it would be fun to build u a bed.
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be careful about buying a bed from gabby you might get re directed to verify yourself first with a credit card on another site
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"If you build it they will cum" lol.
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ok get over..king size is ready
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good girl 1000 thanks
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3/12/2020 3:45 am |
😂 Yes! Love it! 😈
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4/22/2020 8:18 am |
our bed has all of those features. Sturdiness, no squeaks, and impeccable bangability (stealing that word!)
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4/23/2020 5:54 am |
Yes, love it!👅
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