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The KISS Principle!  

Buffalo_Soul 49M
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5/26/2018 12:18 pm
The KISS Principle!


Keep It Simple, Stupid! A great rule written just for me, it seems.

So, obviously, sex is part of the reason I'm here. Duh. I have a lot of intimate interests, but I'm also considerate. Informed consent is critical to me. That means we hang out, we get to know each other, we talk, before anything happens. I AM looking for a partner, but I'm not against a more casual FWB deal: I'm just not in a rush to complicate good things. I'm sapiosexual, with an inclination for DIY types, nerds, cosplayers, artists and musicians, performers... clever, strange, inventive people I can have weird, expansive conversations with. Talk to me to tease me!

If the most exciting thing about you is that you've been a place... that's not really thrilling. What do you DO? Video game cosplay? 19th-century woodworking? Competitive pole-dance? Mobile app development? Vegan baking? DO things!

"I like to get down on the dance floor" is only mildly interesting; I don't drink and can't dance with my size 14 feet. "I like to sail" is mostly "I like to be on someone else's boat", which is just being a place, not doing a thing; so is being a "sports fan" (unless you actually play, that's different and awesome). "I have my own camgirl business", or "I busk in the city", or "I weld decorative sculptures", THAT impresses me. Doing something. Innovating. Everyone is a person. Everyone has been places. What do you DO???

Things to know: I'm poor, but I'm not broke; I my bills and have some extra to dabble in hobbies... like maybe you? I have my own small but decent apartment (actual apartment, not studio) in the Avondale neighborhood of Chicago, just off Belmont. I'm retired, so lots of spare time, so I dabble in hobbies like blacksmithing and C# programming, and help my friend at her vegan restaurant.

My background includes years of homeless drifting, old-school Dungeons & Dragons gaming, singing while walking, and computer programming on an Apple IIe as an adolescent, years spent as a sex toy for a spoiled rich white girl (my ex-wife) and her friends, reading up to 500 pages a day if inclined (not often, anymore), and a very strong liberal approach to intersectional politics.

I'm D&D free, tested regularly, and expect the same from partners. I don't drink... I don't care if you do, but have a handle on it. I prefer women who aren't just old enough to drink, but also old enough to be over the fact that they can drink... if you're still in "I can drink legally now, so I'm gonna party hard and be exploited" mode, we probably can't stand each-other. Be past that.

If it helps: I'm not huge, but I am well-endowed. I have few hang-ups anymore and prefer to get you off, because that thrills me. I don't engage in abuses and tread carefully to make sure you're okay, which becomes easier as we become familiar and set out to experiment. I'm also easily thrilled and pleased when you grant me anything at all, from wearing something cute or giving me a kiss, to head in the changing room or a shot at the back door. I'm also strongly into finger play, oral (both ways), and being able to see your face as we do whatever.

My search parameters are fairly accurate... I am looking for someone younger than myself, but old enough to be over relationship melodramatics, because I want to be able to work out whatever we're doing with direct and honest communication. Physically, it's a bit vague... I find a lot of attraction is less about "I'm into small boobs" and more about "I met this person and am attracted to them", but you should be the sort that takes care of themselves and, as mentioned, does interesting things. One thing I can say is that I generally prefer smaller, assertive women who want me, but don't need me. Women I can be grateful to know and be around.

If I've sent you a nudge, I'm probably at least mildly curious; feel free to shoot me a "hello"... and maybe some pics so I know better who I'm meeting? I get that there's risk to putting face pics in public. Anyone else, I'll be checking Senior Sizzle regularly but not searching as much; if you feel comfortable reaching out, give it a shot.

Be excellent to each other!

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