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A small town farmer had three daughters.  

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4/1/2018 6:22 am

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4/1/2018 6:31 am
A small town farmer had three daughters.
A small town farmer had three daughters. Being a single father he tended to be a little over-protective of his daughters. When gentlemen came to take his daughters out on a date he would greet them with a shotgun to make sure they knew who was<b> boss.

</font></b>One evening, all his daughters were going out on dates.

The doorbell rang, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said,

Hi, I am Joe,
I’m here for Flo,
We’re goin’ to the show,
Is she ready to go?

The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.
The doorbell rang again, the farmer got the his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said,

Hi, I’m Eddie,
I’m here for Jenny,
We gettin’ spaghetti,
Is she ready?

The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.
The doorbell rang again, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said,

Hi, I am Chuck,
And the farmer shot him.

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