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A Barbie Joke  

rrjunkie2017 86M   
30 posts
12/21/2018 8:08 am
A Barbie Joke


One day a father is on his way home and he suddenly remembers that it's his 's birthday.

He stops at a toy store and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, sir? We have:
Work Out Barbie
Shopping Barbie
Beach Barbie
Disco Barbie
Ballerina Barbie
Astronaut Barbie
Skater Barbie,
all of which cost $19.95 each.

And we also have Divorced Barbie, for $265.95.

The amazed father asks:
'What?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs and answers:

'Sir... Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's Furniture
Ken's Computer
one of Ken's Friends,
and a key chain with Ken's balls on it'.

AMEN.

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