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Couple of Silly Jokes
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Couple of Silly Jokes For the Seniors I got my concealed carry permit yesterday morning. In the afternoon, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a 9-mm handgun for home and personal protection. When I was ready to pay for the pistol and some ammo, the female cashier told me, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader! I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear. For The Golfers Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and<b> sunny </font></b>early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So, he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church! At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?" The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not." Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!!! St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?" The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?" |
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