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Damned Ol' Flute
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Damned Ol' Flute Several years ago I belonged to a small band. There were three of us. Mike played the tuba, Bill played the bass fiddle and I played the<b> flute. </font></b>We had been playing together for a long time and started sounding pretty good because the gigs were steadily coming in. One day we got a call from the White House! Wow! The President and his wife were having a big shindig and wanted some good music. Apparently we were pretty famous! Anyway, we went to Washington D. C. and played for the President. He liked our music so well he said "Let me fill all your instruments full of gold. Well, my buddy Mike with the tuba ended up with enough gold to last him a life time. Bill, my other buddy who played the bass fiddle, he had enough gold to last him a long time. But there I stood with that damned ol'<b> flute. </font></b>Later we got a gig to play for the chancellor of Germany. She loved us. She told us that she would fill our instruments full of wine because she loved our sweet music. Well, you guessed it. Mike ended up with enough wine to last him for the rest of his life. And Bill, hell he had enough to last a good while, but there I stood with that damned ol' flute! Since we were that close to the Kremlin we managed to get a gig to play for Premier Putin. We poured our hearts out as we played for Russia's president. Some of the audience were so touched by our music that big tears were rolling from their eyes, but Putin hated us. He said, "Your music sucked. Who ever said you were musicians? For wasting my time I will have your instruments crammed up your asses. Well, you know a tuba ain't going to fit up anybody's ass. And ain't no bass fiddle going to fit up anybody's ass. But there I stood with that damned ol' flute! SGTRocknuts |
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