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Like penises, bicycles come in many shapes and sizes  

IamGoldenChild 60F
12 posts
4/8/2017 1:52 pm
Like penises, bicycles come in many shapes and sizes

I like to ride.
For whatever reason you do it, it's civilized. Simple although we've managed to make it complicated. Riding makes for a better daily life. It's that simple anyway.

I have few routines (that I'll admit to) but caffeine, 5000 mcg of sublingual B12 and water are a few necessities for a proper outing. For me anyway. I put a piece of gum in my mouth (white girl can't keep cadence without it) and the stupid earbuds in and take off. I ride.

I try to ignore everything around me so that I can be alert. Does that make sense? And I just spin. Which gets boring some days so then I sprint telephone polls which run along the bike path that gets me out to rides. Hard sprints out of the saddle, I sway the bike rhythmically like I'm making my get away.
I'd love to see what I really look like when I'm doing that. Or maybe I don't want to know. In my mind I am fast and very synced. Smooth and sensual even. That's part of the reason I wear bibs. I like the way the fabric rubs my nipples when I climb. I'll just keep that image of me for now thanks.

Then there's the bikes and deciding which to ride. Mood plays a big part of it. And wardrobe. If it's a mini skirt day the pretty city bikes might make it out. Both are Belgian. Graceful examples of art meets immaculate design. Then there are the Italians. They command cycling integrity and respect. These are the bikes that are nimble and fast. If bike porn exists the Italians have mastered it. Other days you find yourself on the trails. The solitude is sort of erotic. Cool patches of dense trees in the morning. Your mind wonders.

You get in your zone. Whatever gets you there. Running, rowing, dancing naked.
Bikes are mine.

Leegs2012 51M
96137 posts
4/8/2017 2:29 pm

 Welcome to Blog Land!!


njfitguy1 62M
555 posts
7/1/2017 11:43 am

 I love those days where I just pedal along taking in the sights, sounds and smells. It is not a chore to pedal on those days.


IamGoldenChild 60F
4 posts
7/19/2017 1:42 pm

 So you get it. And now you've gained a little insight on me too.


mc_justmc 63M

11/3/2018 6:51 am

 I gave up bicycles years ago, but I do love my motorcycles. Most of mine are British and I love a good zone out in the hill country.


maturetitloversj 78M

2/24/2019 11:14 am

 That was me ,in England, we had no car so the bicycle was transportation to work,to the village store, to holidays; they were strange holidays by today's standards, I went on my bike ,to all sorts of places !


cleanallover 59M

10/18/2019 3:54 am

 Yes yes yes! I totally understand your post. I'm an old school rider and prefer older bikes. I still ride my first real bike (Reighley Super Gran Prix). Dream bike would start with a steel Colnago frame and build the rest myself and top it with a leather Brookes saddle. Maybe ride in the nude Philly bike tour.


AllSteamedUp5 56M  
31 posts
7/8/2020 8:33 am

 Bicycles are WAY more fun than penises. And that's the end of it.


orlbdboy2 61M  
3 posts
7/25/2021 10:55 am

 I ride a Ducati 959. It's not just the ultimate sport bike but a work of art. Light and nimble you wear the bike when you are on it. I would take it to bed with me and wrap my arms around it if I could but the dog is 75 pounds and just a touch sweeter than the bike. It's his spot to loose


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