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Just for a Laugh...  

kelleebabes 64F
587 posts
8/2/2017 8:24 pm
Just for a Laugh...


An art therapist decides to throw a "Color" theme party, you're supposed to come dressed in a color of an emotion...
Ding dong... the first couple arrives, dressed head to toe in red..."Let me guess" said the therapist host..."Your red with anger"..."welcome to the party !!! come in"
Ding dong...second guess arrives, A lovely woman in a beautiful green dress, and a smashing green hat..." ahhh" said the host, yes ,you're green with jealousy or envy"..."excellent! please join in the fun"
Ding dong...next it IS another couple decked out all in blue,..."ohhh my, exclaimed the host..." sad, you're dressed blue because your sad and unhappy"..." come in, come in..."This went on for several more colors...The party was in full swing...lastly
Ding dong...the therapist opened the door, there stood a big naked man...with his penis sticking through a pear... the therapist scratched his head and said..."mmm I'm afraid I can't quite figure out what emotion you represent?...The man in a deep voice said..."I'm fucking despair"

My blood is alive...with many voices
that tell me...I am made of longing,


Coosfun4me 49M  
20 posts
8/25/2017 2:22 am

haha! Thats a new one for me. I have also heard versions with the penis in pudding, as "Fucking disgusted", and a bowl of peanuts...yep, "Fucking nuts"! Funny no matter how often you hear them.


hornysenior4 68M  
1391 posts
8/3/2017 12:24 pm

Bad! Bad! Bad!

We want More!!


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