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Porn Buddies, Duck Butter, and Goose Cheese
Porn Buddies, Duck Butter, and Goose Cheese I read a post by Paulxx001 where he visited a restaurant and had foie gras. It reminded me of this post of mine: From Urban Dictionary: Porn Buddy: An intricate pledge system in which a bond is formed between two porn loving individuals. If one should die, the other will immediately remove all pornography from their house before the parents can find it (keeping at their own discression). I was talking to a friend today and he brought up who his "porn buddy" was and their instructions to clear his computer, take his porn, and smoke his weed. I started thinking I should have a "porn buddy". My computer guy has already seen a bunch of my porn so nothing new there! But he's 10 older than me. I should be HIS porn buddy! The added stress of worrying about dying and my last porn and testament being sifted thru by my G-girls is probably going to kill me. Duck Butter:The combination of sweat from the ballsack and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole. I don't know if I've ever served Duck Butter to any women, but if I have, Bon Appetit! Goose Cheese: The female version of duck butter. I've had this. And once your "down there" and realize "what's for dinner", there's no backing out without ruining the evening and any possible future relationship. So, do you have a Porn Buddy? Ever had Duck Butter or Goose Cheese? |
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10/12/2018 7:49 am |
Come And Get It! [image]
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Had to google grundle…
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10/12/2018 8:04 am |
Had to google grundle…
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10/12/2018 8:06 am |
Nut butter!! I gotta remember that!
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I had to send this one to a plumber friend, including the tub of Duck Butter and I'm still laughing Great way to do mid-Friday (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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The stuff you learn here - wow! And this morning, I didn't even know what a Whataburger was... Now, how can I work all this new knowledge into a meaningful conversation with random people...? Hmmm I'm pretty sure the foie gras I ate, tasted different than the goose butter.. Lol ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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OMG....this had me laughing my ass off. Looked up "grundle"...only to have it get even worse... "The prime piece of real estate located conveniently between Scrotumburg and Anusville." Bet you'll never find those on GPS!
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I thought the area between the ass and cock was the taint, as in taint the ass or cock.
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10/12/2018 8:59 am |
I had to send this one to a plumber friend, including the tub of Duck Butter and I'm still laughing Great way to do mid-Friday
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10/12/2018 9:05 am |
The stuff you learn here - wow! And this morning, I didn't even know what a Whataburger was... Now, how can I work all this new knowledge into a meaningful conversation with random people...? Hmmm I'm pretty sure the foie gras I ate, tasted different than the goose butter.. Lol
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10/12/2018 9:08 am |
OMG....this had me laughing my ass off. Looked up "grundle"...only to have it get even worse... "The prime piece of real estate located conveniently between Scrotumburg and Anusville." Bet you'll never find those on GPS!
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10/12/2018 9:10 am |
I thought the area between the ass and cock was the taint, as in taint the ass or cock.
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I've had some casual conversation with one of my best friends about being my porn (and sex toy) custodian, but no formal arrangements have been made (like giving her passwords, or a house key to get in and find the stuff). As for rest of your post, one emoji takes care of it: amp;
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Gross, just GROSS. The porn buddy thing makes sense.
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10/12/2018 4:18 pm |
I've had some casual conversation with one of my best friends about being my porn (and sex toy) custodian, but no formal arrangements have been made (like giving her passwords, or a house key to get in and find the stuff). As for rest of your post, one emoji takes care of it: amp;
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10/12/2018 4:20 pm |
Gross, just GROSS. The porn buddy thing makes sense.
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Grundle! Although that term was a new one for me, I had a feeling that it would be synonymous with the Gooch or Taint. The actual medical/clinical terminology for that particular part of the anatomy is the Perineum. Thank you for expanding my naughty vocabulary!
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well, well, well now I have heard it all. Thank you for the edumacation on this kind of stuff!! lol
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10/12/2018 8:52 pm |
Grundle! Although that term was a new one for me, I had a feeling that it would be synonymous with the Gooch or Taint. The actual medical/clinical terminology for that particular part of the anatomy is the Perineum. Thank you for expanding my naughty vocabulary!
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10/12/2018 8:55 pm |
well, well, well now I have heard it all. Thank you for the edumacation on this kind of stuff!! lol
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I may barf ... amp;
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10/13/2018 7:22 am |
I may barf ... amp;
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Oh, man. Breakfast just may come back up, I actually still have porn on DISC. Every time I fly home, I have to talk myself out of throwing it all away encase there is a plane crash, lmao. It has a note on it. "Nothing important here, just throw this away." Maybe I need a porn buddy to make sure those instructions are followed. "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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10/13/2018 6:12 pm |
Oh, man. Breakfast just may come back up, I actually still have porn on DISC. Every time I fly home, I have to talk myself out of throwing it all away encase there is a plane crash, lmao. It has a note on it. "Nothing important here, just throw this away." Maybe I need a porn buddy to make sure those instructions are followed.
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Hahahahaha do you really believe your porn buddy is gonna trash it? It's gonna become part of their porn collection, especially if it's homemade porn. It's homemade porn, isn't it? Tell me it's homemade porn. Is it? Is it? I hope to live on in my homemade videos hahahahahaha! Sorry, my friend. It is not homemade porn, lol. "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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