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THAT'S The Wrong Hole
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THAT'S The Wrong Hole When I was in the hospital in '99 they decided to put me out for about 3 days, shoved a tube down my throat, and strapped me to the bed. When I woke up I remember freaking out on the respirator tube, panicking I wouldn't be able to breath, until I realized I was. Then I freaked out on not being able to swallow. They eventually pulled it out, it felt like several feet of tubing. That's when I realized I had a tube up my dick. Oh Fuck Me! I immediately started begging them to take it out. The male nurse told me, if he pulls it out and I don't pee in this jug within an hour, he's gonna put it back in. They eventually pulled it out, it also felt like several feet of tubing. Now, I know there's Sounding. Just reading the words of Urban Dictionary's definition makes me cringe and cross my legs: "The practice of inserting plastic or metal 'sounds' (long thin and very smooth objects) into yours or someone else's urethra. Ultimately leads to stretching of the urethra so that larger objects (such as a finger) can be inserted in the penis." A fucking finger? Oh my God! I'm gonna be sick. But this brings me to my point, have you seen the catheter commercials on TV? There are a couple of different ones for Liberty Catheters. In both commercials these guys can't stop smiling, going on and on about they're loving relationship for these tubes. You'd think it was a sex toy, or "ribbed for his pleasure" the way they act. One guy flies around in a stunt plane, doing loops. I'd be burying the fucking nose of that plane into the ground if I had to stick a tube up my dick to pee. That's a quality of life decision. I'm very lucky I was out when they violated me in the hospital, if I'd been awake, I don't think I'd be "right" in the head, now. Whoever invented this little form of torture took the easy way out, straight up the orifice, right to the bladder. With everything they have in the hospital, they should be able to give me case of diarrhea so bad, I wouldn't need to pee. So, has anybody else seen these commercials? Did they seem a little too excited about their plastic fantastic lover? What do you think about Sounding?  |
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10/5/2018 8:31 pm |
Sorry about the pic....
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10/5/2018 8:38 pm |
omg frignasty! I seen men who had a type of what looked like metal rods and what looked like metal corkscrew inserted in their dicks ..there are a few on here that have those..One guy shows himself peeing and the rod comes up like a temp gauge looks painful but if they practice that god knows what else they put in there..ugh!
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No, thank all that's holy, that I have not seen those commercials! Bad enough watching the ones telling me that women's incontinence undergarments are now "pretty" Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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10/5/2018 9:39 pm |
Right? Ain't that fucked up beyond belief?
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10/5/2018 9:40 pm |
absolutely fuck no 
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10/5/2018 9:41 pm |
No, thank all that's holy, that I have not seen those commercials! Bad enough watching the ones telling me that women's incontinence undergarments are now "pretty"
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Oh my god guys....( don't take this wrong becauseI mean it in good humor) MAN UP. I went on an Honorflight to Washington DC with my 90 year old dad and I swear half the veterans in their 80s and 90s were wearing catheter bags and had tubes up their dicks. I don't know their circumstances, but when ya get that old, incontinence is a fact of life. I was lucky that my dad wasn't one of them. It made for quick lines in the restrooms. They just unstrapped the bags from their legs and poured them out. Beats waiting for the old guy dribble  . if you were an old truckdriver you had a Motorman's friend. I think the movie was SEMI-TOUGH with Bert Reynolds used one in a scene . The freaks of sex that like to do stimming are just getting ready for their "Golden Years"
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You could almost put a glass eye in that one in that cringe worthy photo. Seems I remember a movie called sounder. No thanks! Using more than all the road!
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Hmmmmm nope.... Then again, I don't get Netflix... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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10/6/2018 3:36 am |
Never seen those commercials. I will need help getting that f up vision out of my head!
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10/6/2018 4:07 am |
I have seen the commercials... must be a lot of people needing them to place adds on the boob tube. I was on a cath for a few days when I had a kidney stone removed many years ago. It was not pleasant! So no sounding for me!
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10/6/2018 4:34 am |
omg frignasty! I seen men who had a type of what looked like metal rods and what looked like metal corkscrew inserted in their dicks ..there are a few on here that have those..One guy shows himself peeing and the rod comes up like a temp gauge looks painful but if they practice that god knows what else they put in there..ugh!
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10/6/2018 4:39 am |
Oh my god guys....( don't take this wrong becauseI mean it in good humor) MAN UP. I went on an Honorflight to Washington DC with my 90 year old dad and I swear half the veterans in their 80s and 90s were wearing catheter bags and had tubes up their dicks. I don't know their circumstances, but when ya get that old, incontinence is a fact of life. I was lucky that my dad wasn't one of them. It made for quick lines in the restrooms. They just unstrapped the bags from their legs and poured them out. Beats waiting for the old guy dribble . if you were an old truckdriver you had a Motorman's friend. I think the movie was SEMI-TOUGH with Bert Reynolds used one in a scene . The freaks of sex that like to do stimming are just getting ready for their "Golden Years"
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10/6/2018 4:41 am |
You could almost put a glass eye in that one in that cringe worthy photo. Seems I remember a movie called sounder. No thanks!  It would be looking back at you! That was with Cicely Tyson and about a hound dog named Sounder.
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10/6/2018 4:44 am |
Hmmmmm nope.... Then again, I don't get Netflix...
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10/6/2018 4:45 am |
What if the male G-Spot was in there, could you find it?
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10/6/2018 4:47 am |
Never seen those commercials. I will need help getting that f up vision out of my head!
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10/6/2018 4:48 am |
I have seen the commercials... must be a lot of people needing them to place adds on the boob tube. I was on a cath for a few days when I had a kidney stone removed many years ago. It was not pleasant! So no sounding for me!
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I have not seen those commercials. I am always shocked at the amount advertising for drugs etc there is on American TV with all those lovely warnings at the end. To each their own, but ouch ( I think) as I dont have one of those 
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There was an english lad used to blog here, his posts were legendary, all pics of genital mutilation......he would've been proud of this one McJustMcJust!! Commercials for catheters???? Really????  I'll be watching out for those next week!!
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In 2015 I experienced "The Catheter" torture. Kinda like a very hot, very sharp knife being shoved up yer dick. Then the "if you don't pee" threat just to make my stay there just a bit more pleasant. The price of cable TV felt similar so I haven't seen those commercials since 2016. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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10/6/2018 7:14 am |
I have not seen those commercials. I am always shocked at the amount advertising for drugs etc there is on American TV with all those lovely warnings at the end. To each their own, but ouch ( I think) as I dont have one of those
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10/6/2018 7:18 am |
There was an english lad used to blog here, his posts were legendary, all pics of genital mutilation......he would've been proud of this one McJustMcJust!! Commercials for catheters???? Really???? I'll be watching out for those next week!!
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10/6/2018 7:26 am |
In 2015 I experienced "The Catheter" torture. Kinda like a very hot, very sharp knife being shoved up yer dick. Then the "if you don't pee" threat just to make my stay there just a bit more pleasant. The price of cable TV felt similar so I haven't seen those commercials since 2016.
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10/6/2018 7:38 am |
I can't understand the thought process of people that do that for enjoyment. What makes you decide one day that your gonna stick something in your dick?
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