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Messages Sent ***To an attractive woman in Raymondville, Tx, near the border, I tend to ramble..... Hi, What a lovely face you have. I was in Raymondville, coming back from Christmas on S. Padre. I got to meet some of your fine Border Patrol agents, nice guys, very friendly dog, he really liked my car. I guess the poor wanted something in my car, so I let him look for it, but I guess he couldn't find anything and they let me go on down the road. Nice bunch of guys, they got my name, address, phone number, I guess they wanna stay in touch with me. I'd like to stay in touch with you if your interested. mc ***To a woman in Magnolia,Tx............. Hi, I like your picture. I see you live in Magnolia. I hear y'all have some famous waffle house in Magnolia, or is it pancakes. I also see your marital status is "prefer not to say". So I've got 2 questions, does your husband know and will syrup be involved? I like syrup, but I'd have to make sure we're both completely hairless. Talk about "sticky buns". Let me know if your interested, I'll bring napkins. mc_justmc ***To a pretty young woman who amazingly just joined yesterday, believe it or not....... Hey, after reading your profile I thought we could get together and "prefer not to say" something together. Your "Intro" says your 25 yrs old and 5'6", but your "Info" says your 36 yrs old and 5'4". I think you were "preferring" when you filled your profile out. I know I was "preferring" when I was reading it. mc ***This one was sent to a woman who lives in CC and KC. I know one is Corpus Christi, the other, I'm not sure if that's Kansas City or Karnes City, hope it's Karnes, that's a lot closer............. What a pretty face, when your going from CC to KC, do you ever find yourself in SA? If you'd like a FWB, I can be OTR ASAP. I'm OK w/ a FB, too. I see your marital status is "prefer not to say" and I can keep things on the QT, e-me, mc Do you ever send random messages? Edit Post Hide Post |
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9/28/2018 10:23 pm |
I didn't get one response. In fact, within a week they were all "deactivated". Just my luck. 
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9/28/2018 11:22 pm |
All we can do is be patient and if they don't respond, move on.
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9/28/2018 11:26 pm |
All we can do is be patient and if they don't respond, move on.
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Hmm... random messages... Can't say that I have, recently . When I have sent out 'random', the women my age tended to be 'clingers', and then there was this whole shit with the f.. cking restraining orders. It's a bitch. I just 'pretend to be stupid' now. But, random was fun! Yep... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Never in a million years would I ever have considered doing that. But then I would never have been a able to come up with anything half as inventive and funny as you did. You know, you really have a skill ! And based on what I've read here - you would make a killing in the "profile writing" biz Or the other option could be a PAID job, as the official site "fake remover". Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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only sent out on IM. sometimes i get a response, but no follow-up from the party. so move on, try again
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That's a lot of work to come up with a different message to each person! Maybe you should save time and write one that's more generic and just copy and paste it.  Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Funny I got some random messages from Texas recently, he even sent me a copy of his airplane ticket showing he was coming to my area. I cut it off when he started talking about love, moving in and the fact that the airline had cancelled his ticket by mistake, his money was all tied up in that ticket could I lend him the money to buy another... Phew lucky I caught on when I did... when he got here he might have actually wanted to move in. I get enough random messages without inviting more...lol
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9/29/2018 6:07 am |
It wasn't a random post, but had an interesting EM the other day! Lady told me she did undercover work for the Red Cross! Hmm are they bootlegging biscuits? 
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9/29/2018 6:15 am |
Hahahahaha that's scary. I don't know if that would get a response or a restraining order.
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9/29/2018 6:16 am |
All we can do is be patient and if they don't respond, move on. 
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9/29/2018 6:19 am |
Hmm... random messages... Can't say that I have, recently . When I have sent out 'random', the women my age tended to be 'clingers', and then there was this whole shit with the f.. cking restraining orders. It's a bitch. I just 'pretend to be stupid' now. But, random was fun! Yep... 
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9/29/2018 6:21 am |
Thank You! I gotta try to amuse myself, there's really only so much fun to be found here.
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9/29/2018 6:22 am |
only sent out on IM. sometimes i get a response, but no follow-up from the party. so move on, try again
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9/29/2018 6:24 am |
That's a lot of work to come up with a different message to each person! Maybe you should save time and write one that's more generic and just copy and paste it.
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9/29/2018 6:28 am |
Funny I got some random messages from Texas recently, he even sent me a copy of his airplane ticket showing he was coming to my area. I cut it off when he started talking about love, moving in and the fact that the airline had cancelled his ticket by mistake, his money was all tied up in that ticket could I lend him the money to buy another... Phew lucky I caught on when I did... when he got here he might have actually wanted to move in. I get enough random messages without inviting more...lol I don't know you well enough to say I love you, but that profile pic of yours is giving my heart an erection! 
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9/29/2018 6:31 am |
It wasn't a random post, but had an interesting EM the other day! Lady told me she did undercover work for the Red Cross! Hmm are they bootlegging biscuits?
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9/29/2018 6:45 am |
I didn't get one response. In fact, within a week they were all "deactivated". Just my luck. There isn't a lot of fun here anymore for me either. I love your sense of humor McManny, you always make me laugh. Thanks! I've been told I'm very good... but when I'm bad I'm better.
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What? According to most women that's a mortal sin, besides, it's not like I have anything better to do with my time here. You really should include a nice dick pic with your message. Oh...and try adding "Wanna fuck?". It drives the women wild!! Gets 'em all hot and bothered! Pagan Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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9/29/2018 7:38 am |
I've gotten messages and a soon afterwards see the account has been "deactivated", I think I must have been their last ditch effort or something. There isn't a lot of fun here anymore for me either. I love your sense of humor McManny, you always make me laugh. Thanks!
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9/29/2018 7:38 am |
It's gonna be a while.
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9/29/2018 7:46 am |
Nah....we just say that! lol Don't want to appear too eager, ya know. You really should include a nice dick pic with your message. Oh...and try adding "Wanna fuck?". It drives the women wild!! Gets 'em all hot and bothered! Ya know, I was thinking a nice dick pic might put me over the top! And a "wanna fuck?" goes cock in hand, I mean hand in hand with a dick pic! Hey, how about videos of me fucking some other women, just to show my style. Thanks Pagan! These are great ideas!
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 It took me about half an hour to read the last one and decipher all the acronyms!! Did any of the ladies respond?
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9/29/2018 8:45 am |
It took me about half an hour to read the last one and decipher all the acronyms!! Did any of the ladies respond? Sorry about that. No responses, these are most likely fake profiles set up by the site to try to even out the men/women ratio.
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9/29/2018 10:09 am |
Never in a million years would I ever have considered doing that. But then I would never have been a able to come up with anything half as inventive and funny as you did. You know, you really have a skill ! And based on what I've read here - you would make a killing in the "profile writing" biz Or the other option could be a PAID job, as the official site "fake remover".
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