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welcome to my do u ever wonder why blog 1) Why is not the number 11 pronounced onety-one 2) if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea,,,,, does that mean that one out of five enjoys it 3) If people from Poland are called Poles,,, then why arent people from Holland called Holes... 4) if lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked , then doesnt it follow that electricians can be delighted,,, musicians denoted,, cowboys deranged,<b> models </font></b>deposed, ,tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed.. 5) Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks,, 6) What hair colour do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men 7) I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and fork So I wondered what do chinese mothers use-----TOOTHPICKS,,,  why do they put pictures of criminals up in the post office,,, do they think were suppose to write them,,,,, Why dont they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailman can look for them while delivering the mail 9) Is it true u never really learn how to swear until u learn how to drive.... 10) What ever happened to Preparations A thru G 11) wHY, WHY , do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak 12) Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they aready know youre broke.. 13) Why is it that when someone tells u there are one billion stars in the sky you believe them, yet if they tell you there is wet paint u have to touch it to check.... 14) Why does supermans stop bullets with his chest yet he ducks when throw revolver at him,,, 15) Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets.... 16) Whose cruel idea wa it to put an S in the word lisp.... 17) Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use , the bubbles are always white 1 Why do people constantly return to the refridgerator open the door in hope that something new to eat will have materialized 19) Why do people run over a string a dozen times with the vacuum cleaner then reach down and pick it up , examine it and then put it down again to give the vacuum one more chance... 20 Just how do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures |
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Those are all very good questions, Danz.  Valjean
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VERY GOOD!
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