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Blogs > rick315875 > The Storyteller

Wanker County!  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
6/25/2020 11:56 am

Last Read:
6/27/2020 12:24 am
Wanker County!

I decided to go on a road trip. Travel across the US. It was summertime! The coronavirus was surging! It was the perfect time to see America! As I was traveling through the south on Interstate 10 I went through Wanker County. Wow! That's interesting! Wanker County. Probably a place where everyone whacks off constantly. So I stopped off in one of their small towns. It looked pretty normal. I walked into one of their diners for a<b> bite </font></b>to eat. To my surprise, everyone was wanking off! You know masturbating to their heart's content! They even offered to whack me off. I said okay! No! Not you! Her! The real pretty one over there. She came over whacked me off and I whacked her off with my tongue! She was delicious! I think I want to live in this town. I think I want to live in Wanker County!
rick315875 65M

6/26/2020 7:57 am

 I know you are straight. And I apologize for saying this. I would love to suck on your big huge gigantic black cock! But I am sure you are getting plenty of pussy with a nice big cock like that!


rick315875 65M

6/26/2020 5:11 am

 Thanks


rick315875 65M

6/26/2020 5:10 am

 That's a nice sausage you got there


rick315875 65M

6/26/2020 5:08 am

 Possum stew


rick315875 65M

6/25/2020 10:40 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    You know my friend on Married With Children, that's where Peggy Bundy is originally from..lol..This was a fun read today thank you..
That's exactly where I got it from my friend. I was watching Married With Children. And had the idea to write a little story about it. Have a nice day.


rick315875 65M

6/25/2020 10:36 pm
    Quoting windsjohn:
    Awww a fantasy cum true.. usually it's the small town speed traps that jerk ya off.
Yes indeed


Fastnharderxx 40M

6/25/2020 4:43 pm

 Lol


ItsThtPervertGuy 44M
484 posts
6/25/2020 2:40 pm

 I know I could use a good wank and stroke. Geez!!


hubsnhottwife 49M/48F

6/25/2020 1:44 pm

 And what was for dinner?????


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
6/25/2020 12:55 pm

 You know my friend on Married With Children, that's where Peggy Bundy is originally from..lol..This was a fun read today thank you..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


windsjohn 72M  
798 posts
6/25/2020 12:40 pm

 Awww a fantasy cum true.. usually it's the small town speed traps that jerk ya off.


rick315875 65M

6/25/2020 11:57 am

 I decided to go on a road trip. Travel across the US. It was summertime! The coronavirus was surging! It was the perfect time to see America! As I was traveling through the south on Interstate 10 I went through Wanker County. Wow! That's interesting! Wanker County. Probably a place where everyone whacks off constantly. So I stopped off in one of their small towns. It looked pretty normal. I walked into one of their diners for a bite to eat. To my surprise, everyone was wanking off! You know masturbating to their heart's content! They even offered to whack me off. I said okay! No! Not you! Her! The real pretty one over there. She came over whacked me off and I whacked her off with my tongue! She was delicious! I think I want to live in this town. I think I want to live in Wanker County!


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