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Blogs > rick315875 > The Storyteller

Donald Trump - cOMIC relief  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
6/9/2020 3:02 pm

Last Read:
6/13/2020 6:03 am
Donald Trump - cOMIC relief

A typical night at the Trump household. Donald Trump waddles into the bedroom with a bucket of KFC his phone and the TV turned on to Fox News! Donald Trump plops flops down onto the bed as he begins to devour crispy chicken legs and breasts! His greasy fingers begin to type out tweets as he watches Fox News!

Melania walks in being her absolute gorgeous self seeing her husband laid out on the bed like a beached whale! She rushes to the bathroom! She barely makes it to the toilet to vomit that evening's dinner! It's how she stays thin. She doesn't do it on purpose. It's just the sight of her husband makes her puke! She cries out why the fuck did I marry this pig?!

She cleans herself up and joins her husband in bed. She keeps a bucket by her bedside in case she needs to throw up again. She starts to feel nauseous but manages to keep it down.

Donald Trump asks her for a kiss. She reaches over but before she can kiss him she vomits all over his face! The thought of kissing him makes her sick!

Donald Trump is furious complains! Is it that time of the month again?! That's the excuse she gives him. He's stupid enough to believe it. She smiles as she lays back down.

Donald Trump continues to tweet watch Fox News and stuff himself with KFC. Melania tries to drift off to sleep. 
rick315875 65M

6/13/2020 6:03 am
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    This is too funny my friend.. thanks for the morning laughs..
You're welcome my friend. Glad it made you laugh.


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
6/10/2020 7:51 am

 This is too funny my friend.. thanks for the morning laughs..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


rick315875 65M

6/10/2020 6:49 am

 Thanks. By the way. I know you are straight. But I have to compliment you on your magnificent hardware.


rick315875 65M

6/10/2020 6:29 am
    Quoting  :
I disagree. I am no fan of Hillary Clinton or Joe Biden. But they would have been much better then the sociopath racist Donald Trump.


rick315875 65M

6/10/2020 6:18 am
    Quoting Brownie202:
    I don't know how she can stand to be in the same bed as him. Ewww.
I hear you. Pretty disgusting! Maybe she sleeps in a separate room. Especially when he's up all night tweeting. I heard he broke some kind of record 200 Tweets in one day! 74 in 1 hour!


ItsThtPervertGuy 44M
484 posts
6/9/2020 11:18 pm

 Good one!


Brownie202 67F  
2680 posts
6/9/2020 3:34 pm

 I don't know how she can stand to be in the same bed as him. Ewww.
Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


rick315875 65M

6/9/2020 3:06 pm

 A typical night at the Trump household. Donald Trump waddles into the bedroom with a bucket of KFC his phone and the TV turned on to Fox News! Donald Trump plops flops down onto the bed as he begins to devour crispy chicken legs and breasts! His greasy fingers begin to type out tweets as he watches Fox News!

Melania walks in being her absolute gorgeous self seeing her husband laid out on the bed like a beached whale! She rushes to the bathroom! She barely makes it to the toilet to vomit that evening's dinner! It's how she stays thin. She doesn't do it on purpose. It's just the sight of her husband makes her puke! She cries out why the fuck did I marry this pig?!

She cleans herself up and joins her husband in bed. She keeps a bucket by her bedside in case she needs to throw up again. She starts to feel nauseous but manages to keep it down.

Donald Trump asks her for a kiss. She reaches over but before she can kiss him she vomits all over his face! The thought of kissing him makes her sick!

Donald Trump is furious complains! Is it that time of the month again?! That's the excuse she gives him. He's stupid enough to believe it. She smiles as she lays back down.

Donald Trump continues to tweet watch Fox News and stuff himself with KFC. Melania tries to drift off to sleep.


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