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Blogs > rick315875 > The Storyteller

Donald Trump - cOMIC relief  

rick315875 65M
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6/3/2020 6:02 am

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6/4/2020 5:01 pm
Donald Trump - cOMIC relief

As the world and America grow tired of Donald Trump. At his press briefing, the reporters were united against the president! After the usual bullshit lies the president answered questions from the press. The first reporter said Mr. President fuck you! You are a fucking asshole! Donald Trump responds that was a nasty question! The next reporter said suck my dick you fucking asshole! Donald Trump responds you are a terrible reporter! The next reporter said kiss my ass you piece of shit! Donald Trump responds fake news! It is then that Donald Trump abruptly ends the press conference and runs off the stage as reporters laugh at him in unison! In the backroom, Donald Trump says I want them all fired!
rick315875 65M

6/4/2020 5:01 pm
    Quoting LikeallFriction:
    Ok, can I please be the first one to piss on him? If that's a yes, can someone set the piece of shit on fire for me???
He probably would like it if you were to piss on him. He's into that sort of thing. But as far as violence is concerned I'm not into it. I will be satisfied that he is removed from office and then stands trial for his crimes and put in prison.


LikeallFriction 57M
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6/4/2020 4:47 am

 Ok, can I please be the first one to piss on him? If that's a yes, can someone set the piece of shit on fire for me???


rick315875 65M

6/4/2020 2:54 am
    Quoting MMXX2020:
    The shit hit the fam for Trump. Finally! Secretary of Defense Esper publicly contradicted him. Former Secretary of Defense Mattis wrote an op-ed saying among other things "Donald Trump is the first president in my lifetime who does not try to unite the American people—does not even pretend to try. Instead he tries to divide us," Trump cowered inside a bunker and said on Fox News he went for a while to inspect it. He went for a photo shoot next to the church holding a Bible that he did not even open to read something for the occasion. Protesters outside the church were violently pushed to clear his path and he claimed he did know anything about it. What? The president did not know about such thing that only happened 5 mins walk away from his residence? He is sinking America.
Great comment. I agree 100%. I read redrockrascal's post on Mattis.


rick315875 65M

6/4/2020 2:45 am
    Quoting Allhard4u50:
    This is a sex site...why are you so enamored with Donald trump....
Okay so let's talk sex. I am very enamored with your nice big cock!


rick315875 65M

6/4/2020 2:43 am
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Well my friend you always make me laugh at these. You know the reporters always ask nasty questions don't you know.. It just amazes me when Trump walks off and doesn't answer any questions..his diaper is all in a bunch
    I hope you have a very Happy Hump Day.
Thank you my friend. When the questions get too tough Donald Trump soils in his diaper and has to rush off the stage and have one of his minions change his diaper! I hope you don't mind but I would like to use your idea about him wearing a diaper in my next comic relief post.


rick315875 65M

6/4/2020 2:37 am

 Yes indeed


rick315875 65M

6/4/2020 2:35 am
    Quoting Brownie202:
    The only questions not stupid or whatever is from reporters he likes. The reporter is only rude if it doesnt like that reporter. Anybody with half a brain knows what it / their president is like.
That's the problem my friend some people don't even have half a brain to know the truth about him.


MMXX2020 53M
174 posts
6/3/2020 4:57 pm

 The shit hit the fam for Trump. Finally! Secretary of Defense Esper publicly contradicted him. Former Secretary of Defense Mattis wrote an op-ed saying among other things "Donald Trump is the first president in my lifetime who does not try to unite the American people—does not even pretend to try. Instead he tries to divide us," Trump cowered inside a bunker and said on Fox News he went for a while to inspect it. He went for a photo shoot next to the church holding a Bible that he did not even open to read something for the occasion. Protesters outside the church were violently pushed to clear his path and he claimed he did know anything about it. What? The president did not know about such thing that only happened 5 mins walk away from his residence? He is sinking America.


Allhard4u50 62M
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1725 posts
6/3/2020 2:34 pm

 This is a sex site...why are you so enamored with Donald trump....


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
6/3/2020 10:36 am

 Well my friend you always make me laugh at these. You know the reporters always ask nasty questions don't you know.. It just amazes me when Trump walks off and doesn't answer any questions..his diaper is all in a bunch
I hope you have a very Happy Hump Day.
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


powercaps716 67M  
83116 posts
6/3/2020 9:04 am

 the usual press conference


Brownie202 67F  
2680 posts
6/3/2020 7:54 am

 The only questions not stupid or whatever is from reporters he likes. The reporter is only rude if it doesnt like that reporter. Anybody with half a brain knows what it / their president is like.
Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


rick315875 65M

6/3/2020 6:03 am

 As the world and America grow tired of Donald Trump. At his press briefing, the reporters were united against the president! After the usual bullshit lies the president answered questions from the press. The first reporter said Mr. President fuck you! You are a fucking asshole! Donald Trump responds that was a nasty question! The next reporter said suck my dick you fucking asshole! Donald Trump responds you are a terrible reporter! The next reporter said kiss my ass you piece of shit! Donald Trump responds fake news! It is then that Donald Trump abruptly ends the press conference and runs off the stage as reporters laugh at him in unison! In the backroom, Donald Trump says I want them all fired!


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