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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief
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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief Breaking news! Donald Trump hires new press secretary Kaleigh McEnany! In her first press conference, she was asked several questions by reporters! Has Donald Trump tried to grab your pussy? Not yet! But I expect him to do so anytime soon! Has Donald Trump pulled out his dick in front of you and did you laugh at it? Can you describe what his dick looks like? It's pretty much how Stormy Daniels described it in her book a tiny little mushroom head dick! Did Donald Trump hire you because you are a very beautiful young woman? And does he want to fuck you? Yes, he definitely hired me because I'm super hot! And he definitely wants to fuck me! Have you and Ivanka had a catfight yet? No, but I'll kick her ass! Has Donald Trump tried to kiss you? Yes, and his breath smelled like KFC! Has Melania threatened you if you fuck her husband? No, but I'll kick her ass too! Would you do a threesome with either Melania or Ivanka? Sure! If he paid me enough money! What do you think about working for Donald Trump? He's a big fat pig! Finally, she says just one more question! A reporter asks you are really super hot! Can I bang you? Sure we can arrange a meeting after the press conference!  |
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4/26/2020 7:06 pm |
i am sure you spent the money you were sent with no problem
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i am sure you spent the money you were sent with no problem 1) it was OUR money anyway, from OUR taxes, and 2) the bill was drawn up by CONGRESS, and trump had LITTLE to do with it, except to piss around for two months after the first warnings in january and give the virus a TWO MONTHS HEADSTART, which is probably why were IN this situation. so, whats your point ?  mine went right to pay my property taxes, whatd you buy with yours, more guns? have a nice day. "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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i am sure you spent the money you were sent with no problem
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4/25/2020 8:31 pm |
Omg how do you come up with this? Keep them coming.
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whether its facts, or jokes in this case. your brain-washed robot response is always the same. when was the last time you actually had an original thought? and you "quote" an IMAGINARY mental disease to TRY to discredit those smarter than you? "iwant2learnit" ? "try to learn something . . ." ? apparently, these are just empty words coming from you. coming from an empty head . . . "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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4/25/2020 8:25 pm |
Yes I definitely have TDS. The Donald sucks!
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4/25/2020 8:21 pm |
I miss already his daily coronavirus conference rants. On Thursday he delivered another classic performance. His ignorance is mind blowing and a great boost for the Democrats.
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4/25/2020 8:15 pm |
Finally some truth out of the big house! This was Grrrrrreat! 
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4/25/2020 8:05 pm |
Oh my friend you have definitely made my with this one..
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I miss already his daily coronavirus conference rants. On Thursday he delivered another classic performance. His ignorance is mind blowing and a great boost for the Democrats.
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Omg how do you come up with this? Keep them coming. Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth. If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.
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Finally some truth out of the big house! This was Grrrrrreat!
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Oh my friend you have definitely made my with this one.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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4/25/2020 3:00 pm |
In case words get deleted Breaking news! Donald Trump hires new press secretary Kaleigh McEnany! In her first press conference, she was asked several questions by reporters! Has Donald Trump tried to grab your pussy? Not yet! But I expect him to do so anytime soon! Has Donald Trump pulled out his dick in front of you and did you laugh at it? Can you describe what his dick looks like? It's pretty much how Stormy Daniels described it in her book a tiny little mushroom head dick! Did Donald Trump hire you because you are a very beautiful young woman? And does he want to fuck you? Yes, he definitely hired me because I'm super hot! And he definitely wants to fuck me! Have you and Ivanka had a catfight yet? No, but I'll kick her ass! Has Donald Trump tried to kiss you? Yes, and his breath smelled like KFC! Has Melania threatened you if you fuck her husband? No, but I'll kick her ass too! Would you do a threesome with either Melania or Ivanka? Sure! If he paid me enough money! What do you think about working for Donald Trump? He's a big fat pig! Finally, she says just one more question! A reporter asks you are really super hot! Can I bang you? Sure we can arrange a meeting after the press conference!
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