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Blogs > rick315875 > The Storyteller

The Adventures of Captain Tiny Dick and his trusty piss boy Dildo Fuck!  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
3/30/2020 10:26 am

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3/31/2020 5:28 am
The Adventures of Captain Tiny Dick and his trusty piss boy Dildo Fuck!

Another really stupid story!

One day Captain Tiny Dick and his trusty piss boy Dildo Fuck were called upon to fight crime. A robbery was in progress. So they jumped into their Ford Pinto and were off to fight crime! Of course, Dildo Fuck wasn't allowed to sit in the front seat he had to lay down in the back of the Ford Pinto so he wouldn't be seen. Because he was a complete embarrassment to be seen by anyone. He was a complete<b> dildo </font></b>fuck! When they arrived at the scene of the crime. Of course, they were too late. The crime had already been committed and the criminals had long gone. Just as usual for Captain Tiny Dick and his<b> dildo </font></b>fuck to always be too late! Everyone laughed at them and mock them! They were reminded of that stupid president they once had named Donald Trump Always too little always too late!
rick315875 65M

3/31/2020 5:28 am
    Quoting  :
By the way those are some nice pillows you got there! Do you mind if I take a nap? After all you did suggest it.


rick315875 65M

3/30/2020 8:16 pm
    Quoting thikhead:
    youre funny.

    but posts like this are SO easy for the trumpers to cite as
    "anti-trump hatred"
    and make it SO much easier for them to denounce
    your actual factual blogs
    as "just more anti-trump hate".
    they dont need any help being wrongly self-"rightous"
    and intolerant of and violent against any voice not "on their side".

    you have a lot of followers, including me.
    i like it so much better when you lead us up the high road.
    theres SO much there for us all to share.

    only bringing the truth will finally prevail.
    keep doing that and ill keep following.
    please?
    thanx
It really isn't about Donald Trump. Just some stupid story I thought of. Threw in the line about Donald Trump at the last minute


rick315875 65M

3/30/2020 8:14 pm
    Quoting thikhead:
    youre funny.

    but posts like this are SO easy for the trumpers to cite as
    "anti-trump hatred"
    and make it SO much easier for them to denounce
    your actual factual blogs
    as "just more anti-trump hate".
    they dont need any help being wrongly self-"rightous"
    and intolerant of and violent against any voice not "on their side".

    you have a lot of followers, including me.
    i like it so much better when you lead us up the high road.
    theres SO much there for us all to share.

    only bringing the truth will finally prevail.
    keep doing that and ill keep following.
    please?
    thanx
It really isn't about Donald Trump. Just some stupid story I thought of. Through in the line about Donald Trump at the last minute.


rick315875 65M

3/30/2020 8:06 pm
    Quoting blllyjack765:
    So now your sharing your life story..u are a pathetic fuck
I've always liked those Billy Jack movies.


rick315875 65M

3/30/2020 8:04 pm
    Quoting  :
Thanks. That's very sweet of you.


rick315875 65M

3/30/2020 7:22 pm
    Quoting thikhead:
    youre funny.

    but posts like this are SO easy for the trumpers to cite as
    "anti-trump hatred"
    and make it SO much easier for them to denounce
    your actual factual blogs
    as "just more anti-trump hate".
    they dont need any help being wrongly self-"rightous"
    and intolerant of and violent against any voice not "on their side".

    you have a lot of followers, including me.
    i like it so much better when you lead us up the high road.
    theres SO much there for us all to share.

    only bringing the truth will finally prevail.
    keep doing that and ill keep following.
    please?
    thanx
There are plenty of comedians who make fun of Donald Trump. Sorry but I need to make fun of him in the most outrageous way possible. I like to call it creative writing


rick315875 65M

3/30/2020 7:19 pm
    Quoting  :
Unfortunately it's happening to all Americans


blllyjack765 50M
Ask me for a photo
95 posts
3/30/2020 3:12 pm

 So now your sharing your life story..u are a pathetic fuck


thikhead 67M
Ask me for a photo
3346 posts
3/30/2020 2:49 pm

 youre funny.

but posts like this are SO easy for the trumpers to cite as
"anti-trump hatred"
and make it SO much easier for them to denounce
your actual factual blogs
as "just more anti-trump hate".
they dont need any help being wrongly self-"rightous"
and intolerant of and violent against any voice not "on their side".

you have a lot of followers, including me.
i like it so much better when you lead us up the high road.
theres SO much there for us all to share.

only bringing the truth will finally prevail.
keep doing that and ill keep following.
please?
thanx
"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


rick315875 65M

3/30/2020 10:27 am

 Another really stupid story!

One day Captain Tiny Dick and his trusty piss boy Dildo Fuck were called upon to fight crime. A robbery was in progress. So they jumped into their Ford Pinto and were off to fight crime! Of course, Dildo Fuck wasn't allowed to sit in the front seat he had to lay down in the back of the Ford Pinto so he wouldn't be seen. Because he was a complete embarrassment to be seen by anyone. He was a complete dildo fuck! When they arrived at the scene of the crime. Of course, they were too late. The crime had already been committed and the criminals had long gone. Just as usual for Captain Tiny Dick and his dildo fuck to always be too late! Everyone laughed at them and mock them! They were reminded of that stupid president they once had named Donald Trump and his piss boy Mike Pence Always too little always too late!


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