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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
3/23/2020 6:31 am

Last Read:
3/25/2020 3:41 am

Donald Trump - cOMIC relief


How many Trump supporters does it take change a light bulb? None they can't figure it out.
 
How many Trump supporters does it take change a lightbulb? Two. One hold the light bulb and the other spin him around. 

A Trump supporter tried change a lightbulb. But he burned his fingers!

Quiz

If you left your keys in his car how would you unlock your door?  

If you had candy bars and you ate but 9 how many would you have left? 

If you left your keys in your house how would you unlock the bolt get back into your house?



thikhead 67M
3346 posts
3/24/2020 10:16 am

QUOTING RICK:
How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

just one, but theyll ALL blame either the democrats or immigrants
for it burning out.


have a nice day

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


thikhead 67M
3346 posts
3/23/2020 6:46 pm

    Quoting Allhard4u50:
    Democrats are hateful uncaring people.....why do they have so much hate....it’s really sad
it isnt hate, its telling a truth you dont like.
im neither dem nor rep, but i know wrong when i see it.

meanwhile, THESE are just jokes, we can all use a few laughs,
apparently especially you

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


rick315875 65M

3/23/2020 1:30 pm

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None they can't figure it out.

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the light bulb and the other to spin him around.

A Trump supporter tried to change a lightbulb. But he burned his fingers!

Quiz

If you left your keys in his car how would you unlock your door?

If you had 17 candy bars and you ate all but 9 how many would you have left?

If you left your keys in your house how would you unlock the bolt to get back into your house?

Coronavirus cases

USA - 41,708


rick315875 65M

3/23/2020 1:05 pm

    Quoting ltrskr:
    How many Democraps does it take to sink a ship,
    They don't care, they just want to be Capetian!
How many Republicans does it take to make America worse again? 102! The Senate Donald Trump and Mike Pence!


rick315875 65M

3/23/2020 1:04 pm

    Quoting ltrskr:
    How many Democraps does it take to sink a ship,
    They don't care, they just want to be Capetian!
How many Republicans does it take to sink a ship? 1! Donald Trump!

How many Republicans does it take to destroy our economy? 102! The Senate Donald Trump and Mike Pence!


Allhard4u50 62M
1725 posts
3/23/2020 12:54 pm

Democrats are hateful uncaring people.....why do they have so much hate....it’s really sad


rick315875 65M

3/23/2020 12:17 pm

    Quoting AnewWoman:
    The best part of the last three years has been watching Trump haters daily if not hourly, bitching and moaning about life. To see people so consumed with hatred towards an individual and his followers, brings joy to the those of us who through good and bad do support this president, and likely all presidents, whether we like them or not.
Very noble of you. But misguided. If somebody is doing something wrong you don't just ignore it. Evil can only exist if there are those who do nothing!


rick315875 65M

3/23/2020 12:12 pm

    Quoting  :

I'm sorry but I find it difficult to pay attention to your comment. I keep staring at your big cock! Wow you really have a nice cock!


rick315875 65M

3/23/2020 12:09 pm

I had a conversation with your doctor the other day. He said he's willing to move forward with your penis enhancement!


rick315875 65M

3/23/2020 12:02 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Happy Monday these are great.. I hope you have a great start to your week..
Thank you my friend. And also some quiz questions. Enjoy your day.


rick315875 65M

3/23/2020 12:00 pm

Thank you and also some quiz questions


rick315875 65M

3/23/2020 11:59 am

Dump the Trump he's a chump! 2020


rick315875 65M

3/23/2020 11:58 am

    Quoting thikhead:
    put on a tinfoil hat and stop being brainwashed.

    is there no one who can read the facts to you
    so that even you can understand them?

    your elementary school teacher perhaps?
Yes I think their Elementary School teacher should explain the facts to them.


rick315875 65M

3/23/2020 11:55 am

    Quoting 1just4fun61:
    This is not a site for politics, people get on here for fun and enjoyment. Get over yourself and leave the site for sex and fun.
You are absolutely right. So let me suck on your really big cock! I am really good at it and you will love it!


thikhead 67M
3346 posts
3/23/2020 10:54 am

put on a tinfoil hat and stop being brainwashed.

is there no one who can read the facts to you
so that even you can understand them?

your elementary school teacher perhaps?

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


MissCinders 58F
1533 posts
3/23/2020 10:45 am

TRUMP 2020


MMXX2020 53M
174 posts
3/23/2020 10:28 am

Some good jokes here!


thikhead 67M
3346 posts
3/23/2020 10:23 am

    Quoting AnewWoman:
    The best part of the last three years has been watching Trump haters daily if not hourly, bitching and moaning about life. To see people so consumed with hatred towards an individual and his followers, brings joy to the those of us who through good and bad do support this president, and likely all presidents, whether we like them or not.
even if you dont think so,
using the term "trump haters" is just as biased,
and maybe even more
than youre portraying those who point out his misdeeds to be.

wrong is wrong, whichever party does it.
and right is right, even if its not "your" party promoting it.

it isnt about "liking" the president or not
apparently, a lot of people "didnt like" washington,
especially during his second term.
its about whether what the president does is right or not.
and when its not, saying so isnt "hatred", its standing up for the truth.

if youre as neutral as you pretend to be,
i think youll see that "hatred" is much more common among the trumpers
than among the people trying to defend reason and truth.

meanwhile, these are just jokes.
if you dont laugh at them,
many around the world AND here will.

have a nice day.

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
3/23/2020 10:07 am

Happy Monday these are great.. I hope you have a great start to your week..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


thikhead 67M
3346 posts
3/23/2020 9:59 am

    Quoting  :

LESS than half, actually.

and relax - these are jokes. we can all use a laugh.

if you cant laugh at trump, dont worry,
a lot of the world is, including many here.

when its time to get back to discussing facts, you wont be laughing.
no one will be, or should i say "no one left"?

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


thikhead 67M
3346 posts
3/23/2020 9:45 am

    Quoting ltrskr:
    How many Democraps does it take to sink a ship,
    They don't care, they just want to be Capetian!
"Capetian"? really?
another well-informed responder.

ps: trump is the biggest egomaniac going right now

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


ltrskr 75M

3/23/2020 8:33 am

How many Democraps does it take to sink a ship,
They don't care, they just want to be Capetian!


bigboy9989 63M

3/23/2020 8:25 am

Moron....get a life.


AnewWoman 65F
273 posts
3/23/2020 7:47 am

The best part of the last three years has been watching Trump haters daily if not hourly, bitching and moaning about life. To see people so consumed with hatred towards an individual and his followers, brings joy to the those of us who through good and bad do support this president, and likely all presidents, whether we like them or not.


rick315875 65M

3/23/2020 7:34 am

Senior Sizzle fucked up my post deleting words! I had to post as a comment!


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