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An interview with a straight guy  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
3/13/2018 6:51 am

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3/13/2018 10:37 pm
An interview with a straight guy

Hello everyone! Thanks for joining us tonight. We have tonight with us a gentleman who says that he sucks dick, but isn't gay or bisexual. So he's come here tonight to explain why. Won't you please welcome Groen A. Boehner! Hello, how are you tonight? I am doing well, thank you. That is an interesting name you have. Thank you. I am from Sweden. So tell me what makes you a straight guy who sucks dick? I will tell you lickety-split may I sit? You are already sitting. You did not let me finish, on your face, just kidding. Well okay. So tell me, please explain how you are a straight guy who sucks dick. Can I stick my dick in your mouth just kidding! Well folks it looks like we've got a live one here tonight! Yes I am quite alive. I am from Sweden. Is that a dick in your mouth or are you just happy to see me, just kidding! I am trying to come to America to be a comedian. What do you think of my jokes? You know not bad. They're kind of off-the-wall and that kind of makes them funny. Okay enough of that let me explain why I am a straight guy who sucks dick and occasionally gets fucked in the ass.

So tell me about yourself. Well it has to do with sex. A straight guy having sex with another straight guy. Isn't that just gay or bisexual sex? No, there's a difference. How is it different? It's different in the kind of relationship you are seeking with another guy. I've been with plenty of gay, bisexual and straight guys. And straight guys are different than gay or bisexual guys, when it comes to having sex. How is a different? Well gay guys want the full boat. They want the whole nine yards. They want mutual sex and intimate emotional involvement. Which I have no interest in at all. So I do not consider myself gay. And bisexual guys they want mutual sex and sometimes emotional involvement as well. And I have no interest in mutual sex or intimate emotional involvement. So I really don't consider myself bisexual either. I consider myself to be straight. Because I have my best sexual relationships with other straight guys. Because they don't want anything mutual. They don't want any kind of intimate emotional involvement. They just want you to suck their dick. That's it. Or sometimes fuck you in the ass. But nothing else. Which is what I want. I just want a guy to come over with a nice big dick that I can suck or and fuck me in the ass. What about women? Are you attracted to women? Yes very much so, I want mutual sex and intimate emotional involvement with women. Well after you explain it that way, it does seem to make sense you can be straight and still have sex with guys. Makes sense to me. Yes, thank you. Well that's our show for tonight folks. I want to thank Groen and I will see you tomorrow, when our guest will be Melika Bigg Johnson. She is a porn star, who wants to tell her story. Good night everyone!
rick315875 65M

3/13/2018 10:37 pm
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rick315875 65M

3/13/2018 4:16 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Well that explains it alright!!! Thanks for clearing that up for me as I have always wondered about that myself..
Thanks tmp. I'm glad I could help.


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
3/13/2018 3:48 pm

 Well that explains it alright!!! Thanks for clearing that up for me as I have always wondered about that myself..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


rick315875 65M

3/13/2018 6:52 am

 An interview with a straight guy


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