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The Melania Interview
The Melania Interview fictitious political satire so Melania there is this rumor that since "the Donald" has small hands that he has a tiny little dick is this true well, I have to tell you when he puts it in me I can't really feel it oh my God! revelation! "The Donald" actually does have a tiny dick! I do admit to have my boy toys to keep me satisfied because since my husband does not have a big dick I love my boy toys with their big fat dicks and your there have been some rumors circulating regarding his attraction to her can you shed some light to this rumor yes he does have a sexual attraction to her he is a pervert pure and simple but what am I to do about it he wishes he could but of course he never will because my actually can't stand him! she thinks he is a fucking asshole but he is bank at least for now what about this rumor of piss yes I'm afraid it's true he loves to get pissed on even to drink it down he is a real pervert but like I say he is bank so we put up with it what about your disinterest in being the first lady I am afraid that it is true as well I just want to have my New York penthouse and enjoy his money well thank you for this honest interview you are welcome . . . "I'm so glad that he let me try it again 'Cause my last time on earth I lived a whole world of sin I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then Gonna keep on tryin' Till I reach my highest ground Woo! Till I reach my highest ground No one's gonna bring me down Oh no Till I reach my highest ground Don't let nobody bring you down (they'll sho 'nough try) God is gonna show you higher ground" "A is born with no state of mind Blind to the ways of mankind God is smilin' on you but he's frownin' too Because only God knows what you'll go through You'll grow in the ghetto livin' second-rate And your eyes will sing a song called deep hate The places you play and where you stay Looks like one great big alleyway You'll admire all the number-book takers Thugs, pimps and pushers and the big money-makers Drivin' big cars, spendin' twenties and tens And you'll wanna grow up to be just like them, huh Smugglers, scramblers, burglars, gamblers Pickpocket peddlers, even panhandlers You say I'm cool, huh, I'm no fool But then you wind up droppin' outta high school Now you're unemployed, all non-void Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd Turned stick-up , but look what you done did Got sent up for a eight-year bid Now your manhood is took and you're a Maytag Spend the next two years as a undercover fag Bein' used and abused to serve like hell Til one day, you was found hung dead in the cell It was plain to see that your life was lost You was cold and your body swung back and forth But now your eyes sing the sad, sad song Of how you lived so fast and died so young so Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge I'm trying not to lose my head It's like a jungle sometimes It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under" Stevie Wonder - Higher Ground https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhyFMqKXY_8 Stevie Wonder - Living for the City https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSRyf5G2uI8 Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five - The Message (Official Video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PobrSpMwKk4 |
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7/16/2017 8:02 pm |
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I can think of two reasons . . . y One, because it's funny! Two, because he's a sorry excuse for a president! If I think of any more I will let you know!
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7/16/2017 3:40 pm |
I don't know if she much enjoys talking to him. I don't even think she really loves him. A marriage of convenience afraid.
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7/16/2017 2:13 pm |
fictitious political satire
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