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Blogs > rick315875 > The Storyteller

Jack Ass  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
12/30/2016 1:51 am

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Jack Ass

Now, Jack Ass was probably the nicest guy I have ever known. Certainly one of the

hardest working! I don't know if you would call him a kiss ass, or just a guy who

would bust his ass, or work his ass off; probably the latter. Certainly, no one could say

that he was a lazy ass; who would do things half ass. Nor was he a dumbass; a very

intelligent guy. But he was a real hard ass, when it came to what he expected of others.

He didn't give a rats ass what your excuse was and you couldn't

blow smoke up his ass. He would just say "my ass", and send you on your

way. Which made him a bit of a pain in the ass, because he set the bar so high for

everyone else. But he would cover your ass in a pinch. A real loyal friend to the end. A

real standup guy. He was never a smart ass or say something rude to you like

"you've got your head up your ass"! He was always respectful.

The only time he acted like a bad ass was when he told his boss to "kiss his

ass"! Oh and he was a really good looking guy; a real piece of ass! Never had

any trouble with the ladies! If you know what I mean! He would always get some ass,

whenever we went out on a Friday night. Well, I guess that's all I have to say

about my good friend, Jack Ass. The nicest guy I know!



rick315875 65M

12/30/2016 2:55 am

 He'd probably lick your ass, if you took a quick shower beforehand. I heard he's into some kinky shit! (No pun intended)


rick315875 65M

12/30/2016 2:29 am

 Oh, and there is no relation to Candy Ass, the porn star! But, I did hear that he banged her! Lucky bastard!


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
12/30/2016 2:11 am

 If i crooked my little finger and I was ill, I bet I could get him to do that, too
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rick315875 replies on 12/30/2016 2:19 am:
You wouldn't want to do that to such a nice guy, would you?!

rick315875 65M

12/30/2016 1:54 am

 Jack Ass would do anything, but wipe your ass!


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