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Big dick day
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Big dick day I had a big dick day today. For those who are not familiar, presumably because you were born with a vagina, it's a day that a guy has where the penis is giving you maximum effort and it's larger than normal. Not by much but it's noticeable. It's a wonderful day where you stand a little taller and smile a bit wider. Where you shine bright like a diamond and wish someone else could see you at your best. No staying at home on a big dick day. It's not possible. Just sitting around your place makes you sing like a sad mermaid. "I want to be where the people are, I wanna see, wanna see them dancing ". It's a glorious day makes materubation fun again if only for a while. If you have a girlfriend you try new moves due to your spike in confidence. I don't know that for sure but that's what I would do if I had a girl. I never had one so I'm guessing. There's a flip side to that coin. There are also small dick days. Where you feel like the elephant man ( I'm not a female rodent, I'm a man and human being) and seems like people know you're not at your best. Where you just look at your penis with disappointment and try to give it a pep talk like "Come on bro, I know you got more somewhere. This isn't you. I've seen what your capable of. Get you shit together. " I don't know if I have a big dick or not but I enjoy the days where I feel like I do. |
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Why did I post this. It's dumb....so dumb.
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too funny
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Learn something new every day.... I was not aware there were big dick days....in the physical sense any ways. 
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So it's like the dude equivalent of a ladies "great hair day." I get it! 
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Glad you're feeling. Maybe today is a good day to take your first dick pic. 
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