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When life is like a dumpster fire at the trailer park....
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When life is like a dumpster fire at the trailer park.... It's time to make s'mores. Have you ever noticed people's memories on this site are short? I received a message just now from a guy who I had royally pissed off when I teased him about his bathroom selfie.... Pissed off to the point that he said some really mean stuff to me about my profile pic and called my blog 'trite'. He wanted me to remind him why I was mad at him. Really?!? What a fucktard! I responded by telling him it was he who was mad at me. To which he said.... Can we start over? Um, yah... That's a hard NO. Getting furious over the fact that someone pointed out a toilet in the backdrop of your 'good' selfie isn't exactly screaming... Pick me! Pick me!! Retaliation with harsh scrutiny about my feet pic's and the "stupid shit you journal about" didn't earn any brownie points either! I gotta be honest. I'd kind of like to just chuck this guy into that dumpster fire. I think it would ruin the s'mores though.... Nobody wants to eat a s'more that tastes like douche bag..... I politely told him no, I wasn't interested in revisiting that fun experience again. I'd rather eat a s'more that was cooked over a trailer park dumpster fire! Yah... Happy Monday! |
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4/20/2021 5:36 pm |
ha, "I forgot why you're mad at me, please give me a performance recommendation...."
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First impressions are often lasting ones
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A lot of people on here seem to be totally lacking in interpersonal skills. Or perhaps just lack an awareness of what may piss others off.
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So, a pic of a dick and a toilet, and you dont get turned on? How picky if you.
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I don't do start overs.... I can't just forget things. When it comes to people I like and want to repair things with, I can and will talk things over and move forward, but I never just 'forget' things. If you forget it, you can't learn from it.
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I did block him this time. Why waste my time on such a fucking douche-tard.... Ugh!
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You... Make fun of someone?.. Never. lol. I don't know. I kinda like the feet picks. They are your trademark. I don't know which ones I prefer. I never had a foot fetish, exactly. (I sort of like all aspects of a woman). But well, Let's just say your foot photos could make someone have a foot fetish. 
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I think feet profile pics are classy, myself. 
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I had someone contact me couple of weeks ago.....went like this: Him Remember me? ME : Yeah, we had coffee couple of years ago (unsaid on my part.......and then you just diappeared). How have you been? HIM Just working, but ready to get out again, how about you? ME : Holed up here on the property still, not sure I'm ready to get out myself. Then two days later from him Haven't heard from you, ready to try to meet again? ME I don't know, haven't really thoght about it, and after all it took you two years to get back with me. Him, after a long pause........"Touche" You would have thought that would have been the end of it, but I got a flirt from him today. And not just, hey, remember me? I ghosted you but now I'm desperate so I'm back!
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NewPearl has it absolutely right! Block and don't look back. 
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Another one for the vault of great lines. .... Nobody wants to eat a s'more that tastes like douche bag.....
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Say what you can't say at work "What A Dumbass" That'll trigger them.  But you are correct and its not memory as much as the absence of class and manners. Probably the same thing that got them rejected in the first place. 
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Normally I love pissing people off but I'm more entranced by smores. My inner Homer Simpson just went " mmmmmm smores!"
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As sad as this is, you way of putting it totally made me chuckle! "Nobody wants a smore that tastes like a douche bag!" Classic! Yeah would have been a hard pass for me too. I've had very similar things happen. Guy was a total prick to me when I said I didn't want to meet. Called me hateful names, etc. Then like 6 months later hit on me again and said we should hook up. Um...that's a NO. And just yesterday, I told a guy whose first message was asking to meet that I preferred to do a little online screening first and he WENT OFF on me - lengthy diatribe of virtriol about how "can't judge people's bs about me stuff" etc. I was pretty floored by it, but thanked him for his perspective. Then he retorts: "Thanks for listening. Hope you are having a good evening." Leaving me with a total WTF? Anyway - thanks for the laugh. I thoroughly enjoyed "that stupid shit you journal about".
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He's obviously not into toilet humour 
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He's obviously not into toilet humour 
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As sad as this is, you way of putting it totally made me chuckle! "Nobody wants a smore that tastes like a douche bag!" Classic! Yeah would have been a hard pass for me too. I've had very similar things happen. Guy was a total prick to me when I said I didn't want to meet. Called me hateful names, etc. Then like 6 months later hit on me again and said we should hook up. Um...that's a NO. And just yesterday, I told a guy whose first message was asking to meet that I preferred to do a little online screening first and he WENT OFF on me - lengthy diatribe of virtriol about how "can't judge people's bs about me stuff" etc. I was pretty floored by it, but thanked him for his perspective. Then he retorts: "Thanks for listening. Hope you are having a good evening." Leaving me with a total WTF? Anyway - thanks for the laugh. I thoroughly enjoyed "that stupid shit you journal about".
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Normally I love pissing people off but I'm more entranced by smores. My inner Homer Simpson just went " mmmmmm smores!" My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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Say what you can't say at work "What A Dumbass" That'll trigger them. But you are correct and its not memory as much as the absence of class and manners. Probably the same thing that got them rejected in the first place.
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Another one for the vault of great lines. .... Nobody wants to eat a s'more that tastes like douche bag.....
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NewPearl has it absolutely right! Block and don't look back. Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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I had someone contact me couple of weeks ago.....went like this: Him Remember me? ME : Yeah, we had coffee couple of years ago (unsaid on my part.......and then you just diappeared). How have you been? HIM Just working, but ready to get out again, how about you? ME : Holed up here on the property still, not sure I'm ready to get out myself. Then two days later from him Haven't heard from you, ready to try to meet again? ME I don't know, haven't really thoght about it, and after all it took you two years to get back with me. Him, after a long pause........"Touche" You would have thought that would have been the end of it, but I got a flirt from him today.
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4/19/2021 6:36 pm |
I think feet profile pics are classy, myself.
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You... Make fun of someone?.. Never. lol. I don't know. I kinda like the feet picks. They are your trademark. I don't know which ones I prefer. I never had a foot fetish, exactly. (I sort of like all aspects of a woman). But well, Let's just say your foot photos could make someone have a foot fetish. *. *. *
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So, a pic of a dick and a toilet, and you dont get turned on? How picky if you.
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