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The Mystical Qualities of the Good Boob Sweater
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The Mystical Qualities of the Good Boob Sweater Ask any woman and she will agree.... There is one magical, mystical shirt in her wardrobe that just MAKES her look amazing! For me, it's my Good Boob Sweater. It clings in all the right places.... Slimming where it needs be slimming... Enhancing where it needs be enhancing.... Boobs? They look fucking PHENOMINAL in this sweater! Today I wore the Good Boob Sweater. And, it couldn't have been a better day for it! I was part way through my day when I got paged to the front. It was a safety auditor on site for a surprise safety audit. Fantastic.... I had one thing on my side though.... I was wearing the sweater! So, I headed up front and met the auditor at the door. I noticed right away that his eyes were drawn to the sweater. Hard not to notice when all you can see is a person's eyes anymore... I'm ashamed to say, I totally used his awkward attraction to me in my favor to ace my portion of the safety audit. I was a lil flirty when he was flirty, I laughed when he laughed, I joked around with him when he was pretending to give me a hard time. And, he was preoccupied so he didn't realize there were a couple of employees who didn't have their required training completed. He 'believed me' when I told him that I had the safety binders for the last 5 years in storage and didn't ask me to pull them out. (I really did have the binders, but it would have been a pain in the ass to find them.) He gave us a break on the current year's safety binder because of COVID. The miracle sweater strikes again! |
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Can wee see the boobies in the good boobies weater, pleaseeeee!!  Greater Than The Sum Of My Constituent Parts!
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Very true, but thankfully, boobs and their good sweater counterparts will live on to provide us with comfort.  I feel like I need to do some inspection now....... 
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Poor Alex.... Jeopardy will never be the same without him! I feel like I need to do some inspection now.......
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12/9/2020 6:54 pm |
Nice
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Great satisfaction for the wearer of the sweater as well....
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This post made me titter in laughter. I feel like a boob now. Have a great day! Ta Ta!
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Sounds like briboobery to me...  LOL
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Wait.... you say how great this "Boob sweater" is, but you don't post a pic?!..... Pics or it didn't happen!! LOL
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I'm sure if I saw you in that sweater, I'd be sweating too
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The bra is even better! Then every shirt becomes magical!
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As they say on the interwebs: "pics or it didn't happen!"
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I thought I had one of those magical boob sweaters about 20 years ago.... and then someone asked me when I was due. 
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Oh my.... I immediately started rewriting the lyrics in my head from God Bless America to fit the lyric God bless the boob sweater.... LOL
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Wonderful Work  There are no defences against the Boob Sweater
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I've had to put up with many a young lady batting her eyes or switching on the water works in the hopes of eliciting some sympathy from me.......and they win every time!  But, but, but.........I have to agree with the McScally, there's nae proof wi' oot the puddin', so show's yer sweater McLade!
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This post made me titter in laughter. I feel like a boob now. Have a great day! Ta Ta! My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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Sounds like briboobery to me... Vive La Difference
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Wait.... you say how great this "Boob sweater" is, but you don't post a pic?!..... Pics or it didn't happen!! LOL
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I'm sure if I saw you in that sweater, I'd be sweating too 
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As they say on the interwebs: "pics or it didn't happen!"
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I thought I had one of those magical boob sweaters about 20 years ago.... and then someone asked me when I was due.
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Wonderful Work There are no defences against the Boob Sweater Please visit my Blog "Older but no Wiser"
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I've had to put up with many a young lady batting her eyes or switching on the water works in the hopes of eliciting some sympathy from me.......and they win every time! But, but, but.........I have to agree with the McScally, there's nae proof wi' oot the puddin', so show's yer sweater McLade!
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Thanks for stopping by to read! I hope you enjoyed your day!
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I've seen those sweaters, they are magical!
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