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Is that the putrid stench of death?
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Is that the putrid stench of death? There are moments in life where you begin seriously doubt your sanity.... Am I hearing things? There is nobody around me.... Did I just see that move?? I could have sworn it was sitting over there a moment ago... Where is that God awful smell coming from??? The garbage has been taken out, the dishes are done, and I scooped the kitty box.... I was in the kitchen this morning making myself a cup of coffee when.... Inhaling deeply, I closed my eyes become one with my fresh brewed delight.... Only.... It wasn't the smell of coffee I was taking in. "Oh My God!! What the am I smelling??" After scouring my postage stamp sized kitchen for 20 minutes and finding nothing, I decided follow my nose. My nose took me to the cupboard when I keep the Instapot, the crock pot, the ice cream maker, and the cookie cutters. "Jesus Christ, what died in here??" I pulled all out, emptying the cupboard expecting find a dead mouse. Nothing was when I was putting all back in that I discovered, the Instapot wasn't exactly empty. "Oh dear God, when is the last time I used this thing??" So I scanned the ole memory banks trying remember when I cooked in last. Last weekend.... I made pork country ribs in and then broiled them in the oven when I got back from the gym. The Spawn had done dishes while I was at the gym so I could just turn on the oven and finish them off. I knew immediately she didn't wash the pot. Me - Hey!! Explain me why I nearly passed out from the smell coming from the unwashed Instapot? Spawn - was gross. I didn't want wash . Me - Then WHY did you let me put away knowing was still dirty???? Spawn - I was weighing my options. Me - Weighing your options?? Spawn - By the time I get home, you won't be mad anymore. Which brings me here and now... I feel as though I've gone battle and come back scarred. The sight from the inside of that pot will forever be burned into my memory. But, is now clean. I've earned my Saturday day drinking. |
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i laugh with you  enjoy your evening 
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I think you have a twin someone who knows you quite well you will laugh at these stories when you're holding her children you will say things like "Remember the time" the things are children say to us, and, we have to keep from laughing or imagining where they came from such is life hmm Zarina West - "She's just like me" She's just like me when I was her age She's just like me takin' all the easy roads She's got so much more goin' for her Than I ever did at that age She's just like me wanting every thing She's just like me counting her every step She's just like me a boy always on her mind She's just like me wanting to be on her own You're just like me when I was your age You're just like me skipping over water You've got so much more goin' for you Than I ever did at your age
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I think you have a twin someone who knows you quite well you will laugh at these stories when you're holding her children you will say things like "Remember the time" the things are children say to us, and, we have to keep from laughing or imagining where they came from such is life hmm Zarina West - "She's just like me" She's just like me when I was her age She's just like me takin' all the easy roads She's got so much more goin' for her Than I ever did at that age She's just like me wanting every thing She's just like me counting her every step She's just like me a boy always on her mind She's just like me wanting to be on her own You're just like me when I was your age You're just like me skipping over water You've got so much more goin' for you Than I ever did at your age To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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i laugh with you enjoy your evening
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speaking of smells, i once cracked an egg into a pan thinking i was gonna make a lovely bk'fast. i don't know what the hell came outta that shell but it was putrid and immediately permeated the kitchen. the urge to vomit was immense and even after cleaning the pan i could still smell that stench. it wasn't worth keeping so i chucked it. ending up having a lot of anxiety about eggs after that episode.
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10/24/2020 4:25 pm |
speaking of smells, i once cracked an egg into a pan thinking i was gonna make a lovely bk'fast. i don't know what the hell came outta that shell but it was putrid and immediately permeated the kitchen. the urge to vomit was immense and even after cleaning the pan i could still smell that stench. it wasn't worth keeping so i chucked it. ending up having a lot of anxiety about eggs after that episode.
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can you ever use that again without thinking about that smell?
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I have had issues with pot myself! 
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You certainly do. 🍷🍷😎 What gets me is that mystery potato 🥔. You know it's rotting somewhere in the cold pantry. You've checked the bag of potatoes and the box and the floor and you KNOW it's crawled out and is lying somewhere under the shelves, laughing at you as you get on your hands and knees with a flashlight and try and coax that fucker outta his spot. I won't talk about what it's like to pick him up as your fingers smoosh through his blackened skin. Yep... the smell of death - I know it all too well. 😶 Guess where the fruit flies were coming from?? A long, forgotten bag of onions that had started to decompose in the onion bin. Yah, that fucker went in the trash that very day.
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Kids!...Can't live with them...can't live without them  At least you have a sense of smell....there's many who don't.
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You certainly do. 🍷🍷😎 What gets me is that mystery potato 🥔. You know it's rotting somewhere in the cold pantry. You've checked the bag of potatoes and the box and the floor and you KNOW it's crawled out and is lying somewhere under the shelves, laughing at you as you get on your hands and knees with a flashlight and try and coax that fucker outta his spot. I won't talk about what it's like to pick him up as your fingers smoosh through his blackened skin. Yep... the smell of death - I know it all too well. 😶 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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She only pulls the "if you loved me" bit when she wants something she knows I will say no to. LOL The last time was when she wanted $18 shampoo. But Mom! It's paraben and sulfate free... My hair needs this! Maybe your hair wouldn't be so fluffy if you used it too!! Would have been a more convincing argument had I not seen her cleaning her Converse in the sink with a toothbrush and shampoo the day before.
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It was too rancid.... If I'd done that, the whole apartment would smell like dead bodies. Egads.... It was bad enough that it was locked away in the kitchen.
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Damn ... TV and the internet are ruining kids! Where else would they learn to apply expressions like, “I was weighing my options,” in a situation involving their parents? LOL Guess we can’t so harsh, since we’ve all probably done such stupid things when we were kids ( [Homer Simpson awkward-situation shirt-collar pull ). Why do you think your parents are happy about you having kids? Time for a little payback ... Good job on at least expecting the dead mouse while you searching. If it was, far less chance there would be any finger holes in the ceiling. Enjoy your Saturday day drinking. Considering the state in which you reside, it might also just be practice for the Tuesday day drinking you could very-well be doing, the week after next ... regardless of how things go ...  Priorities!
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Okay, now that's a fun read. A fun and relatable read!
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can you ever use that again without thinking about that smell?
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10/24/2020 12:47 pm |
I have had issues with pot myself!
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10/24/2020 11:17 am |
can you ever use that again without thinking about that smell?
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Okay, now that's a fun read. A fun and relatable read! ~~~" Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift." --Mary Oliver~~~
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Damn ... TV and the internet are ruining kids! Where else would they learn to apply expressions like, “I was weighing my options,” in a situation involving their parents? LOL Guess we can’t so harsh, since we’ve all probably done such stupid things when we were kids ( [Homer Simpson awkward-situation shirt-collar pull ). Why do you think your parents are happy about you having kids? Time for a little payback ... Good job on at least expecting the dead mouse while you searching. If it was, far less chance there would be any finger holes in the ceiling. Enjoy your Saturday day drinking. Considering the state in which you reside, it might also just be practice for the Tuesday day drinking you could very-well be doing, the week after next ... regardless of how things go ... -- allgud69xxx Yeah ... that's right ... I went there ..  Wanna msg, but can't - my Postbox blog Another way to say hi my Postbox
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Kids!...Can't live with them...can't live without them At least you have a sense of smell....there's many who don't. 
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I will not tell her this part, but I did laugh when I figured it all out. It reminded me of the time I hid a bunch of dishes under the sink, as a kid, because I didn't want to wash them at that moment. Yah.... Karma.
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