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Alice Cooper Eyes  

secret_lade 49F
14389 posts
10/12/2020 4:45 pm
Alice Cooper Eyes


There are a lot of things I think about during the course of the day....

Is my zipper zipped? Do I have food in my teeth? Is that a pimple I feel starting emerge on the side of my nose? Will they ever find Jimmy Hoffa....

One of those things I should be thinking about, and usually do not, is what does my make up look like?

I mean, let's face it. With my own personal sauna mask strapped my face each and every day, wearing make up has become a challenge. It's impossible look fresh and dewy when I'm sweating my ass off and breathing in my own exhaled oxygen.

Let's not even get started with my hair...

So, it was a pretty eye opening surprise when I happened glance at myself in the mirror today and saw the state of my eye make up.

Eye shadow had somehow migrated below my eye and mascara clumps were dotted along my lower eye lid. When I tried to rub it away, it was no use... Everything was literally sweated into place. Helen Keller could have done a better job putting my make up on today.

I gasped aloud and immediately cringed at the sight!

In the back of my mind I suddenly remembered why I had bought waterproof mascara the last time I needed new mascara.

The waterproof kind actually stays on my lashes...

I don't actually care for the waterproof mascara as it's hard to remove so I easily talked myself out of buying it again. I had forgotten the original reason why I got it to begin with.

When it's all said and done, the last thing I want to see in the mirror at the end of the work day is Alice Cooper staring back at me.

It's just not a good look on me.

ProfessorNaught 111M
1406 posts
10/14/2020 1:00 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    In terms of makeup use.... I've been all over the board. I find that the older I get, the less I wear. When I was in my early 20's, not going to lie, I was high maintenance and I did wear a ton of makeup. The funny thing is, I probably needed it the least back then, but I felt perfect and complete when my hair and makeup were done. While a lot of guys say they prefer the natural look... there are also a lot of guys who prefer that perfect and complete look. My ex husband was one of those guys who liked it when I was 'polished up'. When I was having a bad day, he would usually say 'go polish up, we're going to go do something'.
@ funny things
Polished up is nice! I always thought it worked better when stepping out so to say. Otherwise, a woman shouldn't have time to get polished up : as-in


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/13/2020 6:23 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I would have loved to see that!
Alice Cooper staring back at ya?? Lol


mc_justmc 63M

10/13/2020 5:45 pm

I would have loved to see that!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/13/2020 2:15 pm

    Quoting japaneseass:
    i would love to know what the fuck was your costume!!! lol...
Slutty nurse or Lady of the night... if my memory serves me correctly.
I looked hot as hell. 🔥🔥🔥❗😮
Or so the 3 guys who tried to pick me up said. 😶


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/13/2020 2:05 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    So, your mascara was more like; mask! argh! aahhh!
Totally!! LOL


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
10/13/2020 8:36 am

So, your mascara was more like; mask! argh! aahhh!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/13/2020 3:56 am

    Quoting ProfessorNaught:
    Honestly, it's all over used by so many women its a wonder they have time to date.
    Heavy use of makeup screams high maintenance - and most men know this

    There should very very little makeup - and it doesn't matter if you do look like Alice. That's what women see - - - before they try to cover up their face like a democrat trying to cover-up corruption.
In terms of makeup use.... I've been all over the board. I find that the older I get, the less I wear. When I was in my early 20's, not going to lie, I was high maintenance and I did wear a ton of makeup. The funny thing is, I probably needed it the least back then, but I felt perfect and complete when my hair and makeup were done. While a lot of guys say they prefer the natural look... there are also a lot of guys who prefer that perfect and complete look. My ex husband was one of those guys who liked it when I was 'polished up'. When I was having a bad day, he would usually say 'go polish up, we're going to go do something'.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/13/2020 3:47 am

    Quoting japaneseass:
    i would love to know what the fuck was your costume!!! lol...
I was thinking the same thing! LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/13/2020 12:21 am

    Quoting lunchandconvo:
    i don't wear make up anymore. i can remember i bothered to wear lipstick for my brother's wedding. that was 20 years ago... i would occasionally breakout the lip liner and lipstick for time to time. i gave up on the eyeliner a while ago and never was a mascara gal. but i did used to curl my lashes and was surprised how much people paid attention to that. my morning routing is to have my clothes ready to go in the morning and do a quick dash to the office. now that i am working from home since march it's been a perpetual day of jammies except for shopping day which is once or twice a week. i have no idea if i have worn the same outfit to my dining group...
I wish I could work from home.... I've always worn make up, but I'm a less is more gal. My routine is a lot more since I work with the public every day. First it's shower, then drink coffee and watch the news while the hair air dries a bit. It's curly, so I put product in, blow dry the rest of the way, smooth out my bangs with a curling iron. Then make up. Then I decide what to wear.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/13/2020 12:13 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Waterproof IS hard to remove.
    Halloween 🦇 one year, found me with that in hand (or eyes) on a costume I'd chosen. I know what you mean. ❗ 👍 😊
I'm back to the waterproof.... I was a what-not-to-do visual in action yesterday. Egads....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/13/2020 12:10 am

    Quoting easy_going2014:
    I don't know

    maybe the mask is a good look for you

    some people put fake "make up" tats on

    I think you'd look fine witout make-up

    give it a try

    hmm

    be safe

    Cary Brothers - "Blue Eyes"

    Wish enough, wise man'll tell you a lie
    Window broke, torn up screens
    Who'd have thought that you'd dream
    Of a single tragic scene
    I just want to sing a song with you
    I just want to take it off of you
    'Cause Blue Eyes
    You are all that I need
    'Cause Blue Eyes
    You're the sweet to my mean
I tried a couple of times a lil earlier in the spring..... Both times people had continuously asked me all day if I was ok. Lol. Apparently I look tired, stressed, and like I'm crying. I'm sure if they saw that every day, it wouldn't look so out of the norm....


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
10/13/2020 12:09 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Waterproof IS hard to remove.
    Halloween 🦇 one year, found me with that in hand (or eyes) on a costume I'd chosen. I know what you mean. ❗ 👍 😊
i would love to know what the fuck was your costume!!! lol...


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
10/13/2020 12:08 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Those images delved into a level of wrong not often seen. amp;
RRR...thank you very much...i strive to be at the best level of wrong, always...


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/13/2020 12:04 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Everyone knows Jimmy Hoffa was "shacked up" with Elvis and they had a love-child.
Lol I wonder what that love child would look like...


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/13/2020 12:03 am

    Quoting japaneseass:
    [image]


    definitely...waterproof mascara is a must to have item...other wise every fucking time, i get the black spots under my eyes, too...especially with me wearing contact lenses, my eyes are always watery anyway...
I bought some after work yesterday.... Yikes! There were actually black spots on my mask above both cheeks where my lashes had been hitting the mask. The bad part of having long lashes...


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/13/2020 12:00 am

    Quoting bbuckwwheat:
    Your makeup malfunction makes me think of a C S Lewis poem

    Woman, a more gifted sculpture far
    Has chiseled those curves you smear and mar
    God has done more than lipstick can
    To justify your lips to man.


    I prefer to look at a woman who forgoes makeup

Growing up, my best friends mom was a Mary Kay director. I learned to wear make up early on. I'm much more of a minimalist now, but I always wear shadow and mascara. My eye lashes are really light and look a lil weird if I don't wear mascara.


ProfessorNaught 111M
1406 posts
10/12/2020 11:58 pm

Honestly, it's all over used by so many women its a wonder they have time to date.
Heavy use of makeup screams high maintenance - and most men know this

There should very very little makeup - and it doesn't matter if you do look like Alice. That's what women see - - - before they try to cover up their face like a democrat trying to cover-up corruption.


lunchandconvo 53F  
4034 posts
10/12/2020 9:33 pm

i don't wear make up anymore. i can remember i bothered to wear lipstick for my brother's wedding. that was 20 years ago... i would occasionally breakout the lip liner and lipstick for time to time. i gave up on the eyeliner a while ago and never was a mascara gal. but i did used to curl my lashes and was surprised how much people paid attention to that. my morning routing is to have my clothes ready to go in the morning and do a quick dash to the office. now that i am working from home since march it's been a perpetual day of jammies except for shopping day which is once or twice a week. i have no idea if i have worn the same outfit to my dining group...


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/12/2020 7:40 pm

Waterproof IS hard to remove.
Halloween 🦇 one year, found me with that in hand (or eyes) on a costume I'd chosen. I know what you mean. ❗ 👍 😊


easy_going2014 57M
14366 posts
10/12/2020 6:49 pm

I don't know

maybe the mask is a good look for you

some people put fake "make up" tats on

I think you'd look fine witout make-up

give it a try

hmm

be safe

Cary Brothers - "Blue Eyes"

Wish enough, wise man'll tell you a lie
Window broke, torn up screens
Who'd have thought that you'd dream
Of a single tragic scene
I just want to sing a song with you
I just want to take it off of you
'Cause Blue Eyes
You are all that I need
'Cause Blue Eyes
You're the sweet to my mean

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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
10/12/2020 6:47 pm

    Quoting japaneseass:
    [image]


    definitely...waterproof mascara is a must to have item...other wise every fucking time, i get the black spots under my eyes, too...especially with me wearing contact lenses, my eyes are always watery anyway...
Those images delved into a level of wrong not often seen. amp;

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
10/12/2020 6:45 pm

Everyone knows Jimmy Hoffa was "shacked up" with Elvis and they had a love-child.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
10/12/2020 6:13 pm

[image]


definitely...waterproof mascara is a must to have item...other wise every fucking time, i get the black spots under my eyes, too...especially with me wearing contact lenses, my eyes are always watery anyway...


bbuckwwheat 65M
6265 posts
10/12/2020 6:05 pm

Your makeup malfunction makes me think of a C S Lewis poem

Woman, a more gifted sculpture far
Has chiseled those curves you smear and mar
God has done more than lipstick can
To justify your lips to man.


I prefer to look at a woman who forgoes makeup


Private mailbox at my blog bbuckwwheat
Fayette, Iowa


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/12/2020 5:16 pm

I can think of a whole host of celebs I'd rather look like....


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