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Who's that knocking at me door??
Who's that knocking at me door?? Good God, people..... I go from Office Girl to Bag Lady in 30 seconds flat once I'm home. Goodbye slacks, hello gross, old sweats! That blouse I got compliments on all day?? It's on the FLOOR now and I'm rocking an old faded t-shirt. Hair up... Makeup off... Black charcoal exfoliating mask all over my face.... "Mom, someone's knocking." "Oh my God, really?? Look through the peep hole." "I don't see anyone." "Good, maybe they're gone." I was putting the finishing touches on around my jawline when I heard knocking, once again. "Oh my fucking God! Who in the hell is knocking at the door??" I was whisper yelling down the hallway at the Spawn as she peeked through the peephole. "It's the guy across the hall." "Oh my God. I'm hiding in the bathroom, open the door and ask him what he wants." Turns out, he just wanted to embarrass the hell out of me. "Is your mom home? I want to ask her about her wifi." "She's in the bathroom." Ugh... He probably thinks I'm pooping. "She doesn't want to come out because she has black stuff on her face and her sweatpants make her look like a hobo." Yah, this was way worse than pooping. "Well, I was wondering if maybe you guys wanted to go half and half on the internet, it's just too expensive. Have her get a hold of me." Thankfully he left and I haven't heard from him. Not just because I look like a hobo, but, because I don't want to tell him Hell No I'm not going to share my internet. He'd probably pay for half the first month and then be a free loader. I think I'll pass... |
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i wear dresses as nightgowns. like this one now is a sundress. but the airpits are cut too low and show my bra. in a pinch i throw something over it if i want to go in public. i had this neighbor who ended up being a psycho who couldn't decide what he wanted - friends only, friends with benefits, or room mates. we lived in a one bedroom apt. he lived across the hall. and i knew his kids came to visit. he had musical equipment. i had no idea how all that was going to fit in my place for the sake of lowering the rent. then one day while thankfully he didn't now i was out of town he starts non-stop sexting me for immediate sex. in the middle of what should have been a work day afternoon. it actually frightened me because then he claims to have mafia ties to take care of my ex. i called the local police. i was so relieved when i saw the eviction notice on his door...
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i wear dresses as nightgowns. like this one now is a sundress. but the airpits are cut too low and show my bra. in a pinch i throw something over it if i want to go in public. i had this neighbor who ended up being a psycho who couldn't decide what he wanted - friends only, friends with benefits, or room mates. we lived in a one bedroom apt. he lived across the hall. and i knew his kids came to visit. he had musical equipment. i had no idea how all that was going to fit in my place for the sake of lowering the rent. then one day while thankfully he didn't now i was out of town he starts non-stop sexting me for immediate sex. in the middle of what should have been a work day afternoon. it actually frightened me because then he claims to have mafia ties to take care of my ex. i called the local police. i was so relieved when i saw the eviction notice on his door...
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He probably knows your in your sweats and t-shirt and that look can be very sexy
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Which half? Did he want the wi or the fi
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Oh dearie me McLade, I now have a lovely image of you wi' coal muck all over yer face, yer hobo breeks at yer ankles, sittin' on the throne takin' a dump.......thanks for that!! That request seems a bit premature though? Unless he's offering to be the provider, and you pay him? But nah, surely ye'd never do that unless you really know the person and trust them?
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Hey Chica! How are you feeling??
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Oh dearie me McLade, I now have a lovely image of you wi' coal muck all over yer face, yer hobo breeks at yer ankles, sittin' on the throne takin' a dump.......thanks for that!! That request seems a bit premature though? Unless he's offering to be the provider, and you pay him? But nah, surely ye'd never do that unless you really know the person and trust them?
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Maybe he was wanting to commonly share some property so he could claim y'all are common law married and then claim you as a dependent on his taxes..... or, what you said. My mind get's carried away sometimes. Ok ok, I have trust issues.
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Is that like a thing...asking someone you don't know to share utility expenses? lol Who the hell does that?
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You did the right thing, keep it that way. you will be a lot more content with out the added hassle!!,, Have a good day, stay safe!!
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I never thought about it, but you're probably right... He probably is on here.
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Oh, I totally, 100% agree! This is actually the second time he's done this. The first time was months ago when he first moved in and I wasn't home, he had talked to my middle son. I never got back with him then, either.... You'd think he'd take that as a no.
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So instead of a cup of sugar it’s WiFi? Good lord I feel so old.
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So instead of a cup of sugar it’s WiFi? Good lord I feel so old. My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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You did the right thing, keep it that way. you will be a lot more content with out the added hassle!!,, Have a good day, stay safe!! Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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Is that like a thing...asking someone you don't know to share utility expenses? lol Who the hell does that?
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Maybe he was wanting to commonly share some property so he could claim y'all are common law married and then claim you as a dependent on his taxes..... or, what you said. My mind get's carried away sometimes. Ok ok, I have trust issues.
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