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The best of the best ice breaker messages I've received this week....
The best of the best ice breaker messages I've received this week.... I shake my head and wonder, sometimes, at the shit I receive in my inbox. What the fuck are these people thinking?? It certainly isn't common sense.... Good lord. Cause, if this is your idea of an ice breaker first message, your cock is going to shrivel up and fall off before a woman messages you back. While a lot of the messages I receive are your run of the mill "got any face pic" messages or the "I'll be in your area this weekend" messages.... There's always one or two that manage to surprise me still, even after all these years. And, this weeks illustrious honor goes to the 78 year old man with the scowling profile pic that asked me "What you got between your legs". Really? Your first message to a woman 30 years younger than you are is asking what she has between her legs? Um, a crotch?? Good God... I should have replied back, certainly not you, but I chose to ignore it instead. Lord have mercy on the soul of the woman who decides 'he's the one'. |
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At that age you'd think he'd know better...but sadly he's NO better
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I would have said "A DICK!"
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I would have said "A DICK!"
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At that age you'd think he'd know better...but sadly he's NO better
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Oh dearie me, you've got to wonder what he's got between his ears, other than space......
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🥱 ... I think some men send shock mails hoping to engage. Of course there is no accountability from them when they get razor sharp retorts.
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Hahaha what an idiot
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Unlike him, you don't keep your brain down there.
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Some people just don't get it.. I guess being hidden from the real world by a keyboard , he is now magic !!! All one can do is try to forget and move on, Nothing in reality can fix some one that has that attitude..
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There's no way any woman is gonna say 'he's the one'. Somebody might say "whatever". I'm honored to have your face pic.
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Oh bless his heart. Senility has set in.
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I'd tell him I have an aspirin clutched tightly between my legs and as long as there are men like him messaging me, it will stay there! He's proof that neanderthal man does still exist.
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Oh dearie me, you've got to wonder what he's got between his ears, other than space......
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🥱 ... I think some men send shock mails hoping to engage. Of course there is no accountability from them when they get razor sharp retorts. Do you have any Primal Urges ... I do, please CUMHANDLEME and explore some of my naughty and nice Primal ... Urges with me !!!
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7/20/2020 7:55 pm |
Hahaha what an idiot
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Unlike him, you don't keep your brain down there. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Some people just don't get it.. I guess being hidden from the real world by a keyboard , he is now magic !!! All one can do is try to forget and move on, Nothing in reality can fix some one that has that attitude.. Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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7/20/2020 5:15 pm |
There's no way any woman is gonna say 'he's the one'. Somebody might say "whatever". I'm honored to have your face pic.
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Oh bless his heart. Senility has set in.
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I'd tell him I have an aspirin clutched tightly between my legs and as long as there are men like him messaging me, it will stay there! He's proof that neanderthal man does still exist.
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LOL Huge dick indeed! I'm guessing this guy thinks that all of the women on here are whores, and need to be treated as such, but still wants someone to overlook that fact and fuck him. Here's the thing... Some of us are intelligent, kind, professional, and confident... We just also happen to be sexually aware and have wants and needs are aren't afraid to look for someone to fulfill those needs.
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