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Water in the Workplace
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Water in the Workplace I bought a bottle of water from the vending machine at lunch today. No big deal… Cheap store brand, thin plastic… I left the cap off because you could visibly see it had been frozen at one point before it found itself in the vending machine for me to purchase and the bottle was now malformed. What could possibly go wrong?!? Um…. Yah. I was mid conversation when I grabbed the water to take a sip. Before I knew it, water was spilling down the front of my shirt and all over my lap. “Oh My Freaking God” Like a little squeezing a juice box, water came gushing out the moment I picked up the cheaply made thin plastic bottle. “Fantastic!” My tits and crotch were completely soaked. I don’t think I could make this stuff up if I tried. I fully believe I should have come with a list of instructions..... Kind of like a Gremlin. 1. Do not feed in public. 2. No water at lunch time. 3. Public Restroom use prohibited |
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another day in the life I hate it when that happens better at work then in bed and it could have been worse, no permanent stains with water of course, if the dress were "see through" or you were sitting in a chair and there was a lot more water being drained on you as if from a scene from "Flashdance" and, somewhere in the background, "Maniac" began to play, well, that's a totally different story with a different point of view just sayin' reminded me of this Banks - "If We Were Made Of Water" You apologize One too many times so I gave up You used your second tries All the words you end up spitting up You have gentle eyes That I love that I hate That I love that I hate That I love that I hate that I love Baby say it again Maybe if you say it again Maybe if you say it again Maybe I'll believe it then Baby say it again Baby if you say it again Change some words around maybe I'll believe you then And I'm hurting from the way that this worked out If you could rearrange your words you could've saved it If we were made of water, we could swim around it Can't no more Your comment reminded me of a time when I had just started seeing the Hippie. There was a ceiling fan above my bed and, for the life of me I can't remember why he decided to jump on my bed, but he did. So, there I was, taking a drink of water, and he jumps up, head hitting the RUNNING ceiling fan, chaos. I spit water everywhere laughing, the glass of water is knocked from my hand, and that went everywhere. That was worse.
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Don't forget "must wear rubber bib" and "adult supervision recommended".  I love vending machine dribble cups!
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2/11/2020 9:05 pm |
Don't forget "must wear rubber bib" and "adult supervision recommended". I love vending machine dribble cups!
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2/11/2020 8:36 pm |
Ew.... you'd change your mind if you seen the inside of our bathrooms. Lol
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another day in the life I hate it when that happens better at work then in bed and it could have been worse, no permanent stains with water of course, if the dress were "see through" or you were sitting in a chair and there was a lot more water being drained on you as if from a scene from "Flashdance" and, somewhere in the background, "Maniac" began to play, well, that's a totally different story with a different point of view just sayin' reminded me of this Banks - "If We Were Made Of Water" You apologize One too many times so I gave up You used your second tries All the words you end up spitting up You have gentle eyes That I love that I hate That I love that I hate That I love that I hate that I love Baby say it again Maybe if you say it again Maybe if you say it again Maybe I'll believe it then Baby say it again Baby if you say it again Change some words around maybe I'll believe you then And I'm hurting from the way that this worked out If you could rearrange your words you could've saved it If we were made of water, we could swim around it Can't no more To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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Been there, did that Friday at my last non profit event. Started laughing really hard and laughed the coffee right out of my cup. Thankfully I was wearing black.
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Isn't it wonderful to know that you can provide the entertainment at work?  We can get you a new warning label, but it will take a few extra days to get one that's waterproof.
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Isn't it wonderful to know that you can provide the entertainment at work? We can get you a new warning label, but it will take a few extra days to get one that's waterproof. Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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I would love to meet you in your work bathroom...and surprise you....all erect and ready to fulfill your sexual desires😘
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LOL..... You sure do have an adventerous life..... of mishaps! LOL. At least ya can laugh about most things 
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2/11/2020 5:06 pm |
wow!
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2/11/2020 4:36 pm |
I'll bet you would have. LOL I ended up standing beneath the hand dryers in the restroom for a bit. We all know how much I like the restrooms where I work.... ack!
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LOL..... You sure do have an adventerous life..... of mishaps! LOL. At least ya can laugh about most things
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i had them already you take one sip out of them and the dam thing frezze like a ice bottle
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i had them already you take one sip out of them and the dam thing frezze like a ice bottle
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I hope that some kind gentleman offered to get some paper towels and help dry off 
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hey... we all get wet, once in a while. 😶
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I personally would have loved to Help you clean up the water in your breast region and your lovely crotch. We all know how much I like the restrooms where I work.... ack!
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Life happens lol
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OMG...you crack me up!!! so glad you have a sense of humor and not prone to going postal lol
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OMG...you crack me up!!! so glad you have a sense of humor and not prone to going postal lol
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Life happens lol
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2/11/2020 1:41 pm |
I personally would have loved to Help you clean up the water in your breast region and your lovely crotch.
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hey... we all get wet, once in a while. 😶 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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2/11/2020 1:25 pm |
I hope that some kind gentleman offered to get some paper towels and help dry off
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