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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

And the fuzzy stole the show....  

secret_lade 49F
14389 posts
1/23/2020 3:40 pm
And the fuzzy stole the show....

So.... Yah. It was a weird fucking day.

It started with Nose Hairs and the giant black thing in his teeth.

Giant!

I couldn't pull my eyes away from it in the 9 o'clock meeting. Was it pepper?? What the hell was it???

When the meeting was over, he walked over to me, like usual, and before he could start talking I told him he had something black in his teeth.

Like a miner digging for gold, he went to work trying to pick that thing out of there. When he'd finally manager to secure the offender and had it on the tip of his finger I asked him what it was.

"Ew, what is that?? Pepper?"

"No, it's a fuzzy...."

A fuzzy?? What the hell....

"I don't even WANT to know how that happened..." I couldn't stop myself from bursting into laughter. How does one get fabric in their teeth?!?

"Get your mind out of the gutter. You can raise it up from down there."

Is he eluding to the idea that I was thinking he got it from oral sex????

More laughter from me.

"Oh good lord... I was NOT thinking that."

"All I can hear is you laughing and giggling...." He was embarrassed. I laughed even harder.

I think we can safely say, it was Nose Hairs who had his mind in the gutter.

fwblook4unow 48M
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1/24/2020 8:41 am

 Are you working right now?


mc_justmc 63M

1/24/2020 4:55 am

 maybe it was carpet fuzz. check his knees and elbows for carpet burns.


fwblook4unow 48M
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1/24/2020 4:20 am

 I love to.....satisfy with my tongue down below😊


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
1/24/2020 12:07 am
    Quoting fwblook4unow:
    Would I end up with some fuzzies if I went down on you below?😊
I'm gonna say... No, the chances are unlikely. Lol


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
1/24/2020 12:03 am
    Quoting easy_going2014:
    another interesting story

    at least, you let him know about it

    most would just walk on by and ignore it

    all I have is this

    Cooltime Kids - "Fuzzy Wuzzy"

    Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
    Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
    Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy
    No, by gosh, he wasn't, was he?
    Silly Willy was a worm
    Silly Willy wouldn't squirm
    Silly Willy wasn't silly
    No, by gosh, he wasn't really
    Iddy Biddy was a mouse
    Iddy Biddy had no spouse
    Iddy Biddy wasn't pretty
    Oh, by gosh, it was a pity
    Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
    Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
    Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy
    No, by god, he wasn't, was he?
Fuzzy Wuzzy..... I haven't heard that since I was a kid!! That brought back some fun memories. Thank you!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
1/24/2020 12:01 am
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    kool...😊
    Have u ever thought of trying something more sparse? 🤔 🔥 💦
More sparse? I'm open to experimentation...


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
1/23/2020 11:58 pm
    Quoting h4rry66:
    Lol, you have the funniest experiences x
We all have them, it just depends on how you see them in the moment.


h4rry66 57M

1/23/2020 9:56 pm

 Lol, you have the funniest experiences x


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/23/2020 8:01 pm

 kool...😊
Have u ever thought of trying something more sparse? 🤔 🔥 💦


easy_going2014 57M
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14366 posts
1/23/2020 7:54 pm

 another interesting story

at least, you let him know about it

most would just walk on by and ignore it

all I have is this

Cooltime Kids - "Fuzzy Wuzzy"

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy
No, by gosh, he wasn't, was he?
Silly Willy was a worm
Silly Willy wouldn't squirm
Silly Willy wasn't silly
No, by gosh, he wasn't really
Iddy Biddy was a mouse
Iddy Biddy had no spouse
Iddy Biddy wasn't pretty
Oh, by gosh, it was a pity
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy
No, by god, he wasn't, was he?
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Enigmaticnfun 49M
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1/23/2020 4:56 pm

 Nope


fwblook4unow 48M
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1/23/2020 4:40 pm

 Would I end up with some fuzzies if I went down on you below?😊


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
1/23/2020 4:40 pm
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Ever since I began to popularize shaved and shorn women bits - in the early 80's- (and it became a popular fad, around the world ), I've never had THAT 'hair stuck in teeth' issue. ❗⭕🍷🍷😎
    So... what do you prefer? Shorn or 'au natural'? 🤔👅
Actually, au natural....


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/23/2020 4:22 pm

 Ever since I began to popularize shaved and shorn women bits - in the early 80's- (and it became a popular fad, around the world ), I've never had THAT 'hair stuck in teeth' issue. ❗⭕🍷🍷😎
So... what do you prefer? Shorn or 'au natural'? 🤔👅


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
1/23/2020 4:19 pm
    Quoting benard69:
    Fuzzy really wasn't Fuzzy...Waz he!...
He waz! LOL


benard69 66M/66F  

1/23/2020 4:16 pm

 Fuzzy really wasn't Fuzzy...Waz he!...


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
1/23/2020 4:12 pm
    Quoting fwblook4unow:
    Secret_Lade,

    I bet it was like copenhagen chew or skoal. That shit is gross...and totally ruins the gums and your teeth over time.
I hate chew. I'm a tooth brushing fanatic... if a guy has bad teeth, it's a no go right from the start.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
1/23/2020 4:10 pm

 What exactly do you have to be wearing to end up with fuzzies in your pubes....


fwblook4unow 48M
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1/23/2020 3:58 pm

 Secret_Lade,

I bet it was like copenhagen chew or skoal. That shit is gross...and totally ruins the gums and your teeth over time.


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