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Run, Fight, Hide...
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Run, Fight, Hide... I do the required training every year work... And every year I think to myself, of COURSE I know what I would do if I find myself in a situation that would require to think fast and take action. Wrong.... So VERY wrong... I was standing in the kitchen last night, my mind a million miles away. The water was running in the sink as I was about to do dishes and the microwave was on, popping one of those single serve bags of microwave popcorn. Through the corner of my eye I could see movement by the front door. Looking over, I see my and walking through the door saying "" to . Catching completely off guard and scaring the SHIT of , I stood frozen in the kitchen and screamed the top of my lungs, hands flailing wildly in the air. Had this been a scary movie, I would have been the irritating, screaming character who gets killed at the very beginning of the movie while everyone yells "RUN!" from the audience. "I told you to mom!" my yelled my . "I didn't think she would be crazy." She replied back. "I don't have any pants on!" I yelled back both of them. "You're going to have to wait in the hall for a minute. Cause, I literally didn't have any pants on. I'd taken a shower about 45 minutes before they got there and managed to only put on a t shirt and underwear before getting sidetracked while putting lotion on my legs when I noticed the glass sitting on the stand next to my bed. It was an eye opening experience. I learned in that brief moment that I am completely useless in any situation that would require me to think quick and act fast. Intruder breaking into my apartment?? Random shooter appearing out of nowhere at work?? Hostage situation at a bank robbery?? Never fear... For I will be frozen in fear, brain void of all conscious thought, possibly not wearing pants. Lord help us all. |
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1/21/2020 2:18 am |
Secret_lade, I bet that was a beautiful sight with you just having a tshirt on and panties. I am a little selfish....wish I could have seen that😘
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Ummm, that is what door LOCKS are made for! My building has spread apt keys far & wide, to the manager, the maintenance guys ( they entered in my first week here while I was in the shower (and you can easily HEAR a shower running while standing in the hallway) so they could not claim ignorance. Also the local FD & PD have keys to our apts (I question the legality of that), and various delivery people have keys to get them into our supposedly 'security building"! So I lock my door, ALL THE TIME! And I have an additional lock I use if I am going to take a shower now, that they cant open with a key, fire ax maybe ?? I am often nekid or at least in just boxers in my apt, and that is my privilege to do so! My windows are all forty+ inches above the floor, and over forty-eight inches above the outside lawn, to see my nekidness they must become peekers !
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Ummm, that is what door LOCKS are made for! My building has spread apt keys far & wide, to the manager, the maintenance guys ( they entered in my first week here while I was in the shower (and you can easily HEAR a shower running while standing in the hallway) so they could not claim ignorance. Also the local FD & PD have keys to our apts (I question the legality of that), and various delivery people have keys to get them into our supposedly 'security building"! So I lock my door, ALL THE TIME! And I have an additional lock I use if I am going to take a shower now, that they cant open with a key, fire ax maybe ?? I am often nekid or at least in just boxers in my apt, and that is my privilege to do so! My windows are all forty+ inches above the floor, and over forty-eight inches above the outside lawn, to see my nekidness they must become peekers !
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Lol you tell funny
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Lord help us. You want me on your team if something goes south. I function well under pressure.
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Lord help us. You want me on your team if something goes south. I function well under pressure.
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1/6/2020 9:38 pm |
Lol you tell funny
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Fuck it imma just die lmao
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You got me at the t shirt on and no bra on and just your panties on and lotion your legs that part was sexy hehe but never worry or fear as everything is just a illusion and just change your thought and everything will be fine  
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Well... I'd probably say, not completely useless in EVERY situation... Probably only partially... in everything. And that's ok... Yeah... 🍷🍷
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All I can say is it must be nice to walk around with no pants on. I never have the house to myself. It's a rare, rare occasion my kids pop in on their Dad's weekend but he had given them some money to take me out to dinner, and they were surprising me. Sunday was my Mother's birthday, she is no longer with us.
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Hi secret_lade thanks for sharing this one sometimes, we find ourselves in positions we're not prepared for, and it scares us we've all been there before don't beat yourself up made me think of this one Mareko - "Stop, Drop & Roll" Early in the morning it's all good to Stop, Drop and Roll And in the evening it's all good to Stop, Drop and Roll When the lights go out (When the lights go out) It's all good to Stop, Drop and Roll Cause when were hot, Deceptikonz (5X) Stop, Drop and Roll In the mornin' I woke up frozen and my arms are now broken If you look closer you will notice that my shoulders fold in It's too much stop, droppin' and rollin' since I took up aerobics Movin' my hips side to side and in a circular motion Cause I'm doing all I can just to lose some weight Tryin' to feel healthy and get in shape Ain't know what the feelin like feelin' great Shave their bollos And see what they mite say
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Hi secret_lade thanks for sharing this one sometimes, we find ourselves in positions we're not prepared for, and it scares us we've all been there before don't beat yourself up made me think of this one Mareko - "Stop, Drop & Roll" Early in the morning it's all good to Stop, Drop and Roll And in the evening it's all good to Stop, Drop and Roll When the lights go out (When the lights go out) It's all good to Stop, Drop and Roll Cause when were hot, Deceptikonz (5X) Stop, Drop and Roll In the mornin' I woke up frozen and my arms are now broken If you look closer you will notice that my shoulders fold in It's too much stop, droppin' and rollin' since I took up aerobics Movin' my hips side to side and in a circular motion Cause I'm doing all I can just to lose some weight Tryin' to feel healthy and get in shape Ain't know what the feelin like feelin' great Shave their bollos And see what they mite say To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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1/6/2020 6:20 pm |
All I can say is it must be nice to walk around with no pants on. I never have the house to myself.
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Well... I'd probably say, not completely useless in EVERY situation... Probably only partially... in everything. And that's ok... Yeah... 🍷🍷 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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1/6/2020 4:48 pm |
You got me at the t shirt on and no bra on and just your panties on and lotion your legs that part was sexy hehe but never worry or fear as everything is just a illusion and just change your thought and everything will be fine
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1/6/2020 4:29 pm |
Fuck it imma just die lmao
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