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It's a bird! It's a plane!  

secret_lade 49F
14360 posts
12/17/2019 3:49 pm
It's a bird! It's a plane!


Nope, it's the underwire from my bra.

Those of us with the fortune / misfortune of being well endowed by Nature know the pain....

The stabbing pain of an underwire that has broken free of the fabric in which it was contained, the very fabric that keeps us uplifted and perky, the fabric that keeps the Ta Ta's looking pert.

I suffered most of the with the stabbing pain in my left armpit.

Finally, unable to take it any longer, I reached into the neck of my shirt and pulled that damn underwire of my bra and threw it down on my desk.

Had I been a football player, I would have probably spiked it!

No sooner had I turned my back to the door to see if I could tell I was now sans-wire did Work BFF enter my office.

WBFF - What's this? *flipping around underwire*

- It's.... *unable to tell him*

WBFF - It looks kind of like..... *sets underwire down on my desk*

- , it's that.

Only in my office can stuff like this happen and seem normal. I did get a pretty good laugh of the deal, the on his was absolutely priceless.

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/18/2019 3:38 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    steel belted bras? what will they think of next?
True story... The one and only time I ever flew was right after 9/11. My underwire bra nearly made me unable to fly as it kept setting off the wand detector. So, standing behind a curtain with a security officer with a detector wand and a soldier with a gun, I had to strip down to my bra and remove it so the security officer could wand it. Humiliation at it's peak....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/18/2019 3:33 pm

    Quoting h4rry66:
    Ouch, sounds painful
It was until I pulled the damn wire out.... I have a little bruise under my arm from it.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/18/2019 3:32 pm

    Quoting jolielaide:
    underwire bras are from the devil.
I firmly believe that as well!


mc_justmc 63M

12/18/2019 2:28 pm

steel belted bras? what will they think of next?


h4rry66 57M

12/17/2019 9:31 pm

Ouch, sounds painful


jolielaide 52F  
1754 posts
12/17/2019 8:48 pm

underwire bras are from the devil.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/17/2019 8:46 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    lol... There you go. Hey... isn't that an HR issue? lol 😂 Sounds like a fun place to work. ❗🍷🍷
I don't know that I would call it fun.... Never boring, yes! Interesting, yes!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/17/2019 8:40 pm

    Quoting japaneseass:
    goodness gracious...obviously you feel that pain!!!! lol...
Omg.... Lol


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/17/2019 8:39 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    I know that pain. lol And while it would have been nice to remove the offending object, it would have left the chest area a bit....um....uneven. Maybe I could have told co-workers one boob had a stroke and that's why it was drooping?
I stayed in my office after the incident. Thankfully I only had a little while left to go for the day. Work BFF said he couldn't tell, but then again, he could have just been being nice.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/17/2019 8:35 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    A girl got to do what a girl gotta do, and do it when she needs to!!, have a good Christmas..
And, do it I did! Merry Christmas to you too!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/17/2019 8:34 pm

    Quoting  :

Isn't that the worst?? I was hoping to be able make it through the day, it was one of my cuter ones. The fabric was lace, though, it would have just done it again had I fixed it.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/17/2019 8:29 pm

    Quoting  :

I only let them roam free at home... Otherwise they have a kind of their own.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/17/2019 8:27 pm

    Quoting easy_going2014:
    I luv women

    The Cheapskates ' "Is it a bird, is it a plane"

    I only want to learn to fly
    So I can soar up to the…

    Leave the ground
    Tie my cape around my neck
    Every single time I’m an emotional wreck
    Stuck in a rut, stuck in a rut
    I’m the superhero everyone forgot
    A childhood memory? No, I’m not

    I only want to learn to fly
    So I can soar up to the sky
    This superhero just won’t die
    I only want to learn to…

    Lois Lane and Bruce Wayne should be my friends
    Am I selling out by trying to follow in their trends?
    I am a shmuck down on my luck
    I don’t stand up for any human rights
    I feel like Andy Warhol in these tights
It's a good thing someone loves us.


easy_going2014 57M
14366 posts
12/17/2019 8:11 pm

I luv women

The Cheapskates ' "Is it a bird, is it a plane"

I only want to learn to fly
So I can soar up to the…

Leave the ground
Tie my cape around my neck
Every single time I’m an emotional wreck
Stuck in a rut, stuck in a rut
I’m the superhero everyone forgot
A childhood memory? No, I’m not

I only want to learn to fly
So I can soar up to the sky
This superhero just won’t die
I only want to learn to…

Lois Lane and Bruce Wayne should be my friends
Am I selling out by trying to follow in their trends?
I am a shmuck down on my luck
I don’t stand up for any human rights
I feel like Andy Warhol in these tights

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lonlyforlove2 81M  
32704 posts
12/17/2019 6:01 pm

A girl got to do what a girl gotta do, and do it when she needs to!!, have a good Christmas..

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


harryfrank1111 43M  
23 posts
12/17/2019 5:33 pm

mmmmmmmmmmmm


Cjog78 31M
19 posts
12/17/2019 5:31 pm

Very interesting story you have.


pagancountrygirl 66F  
6466 posts
12/17/2019 5:28 pm

I know that pain. lol And while it would have been nice to remove the offending object, it would have left the chest area a bit....um....uneven. Maybe I could have told co-workers one boob had a stroke and that's why it was drooping?

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
12/17/2019 5:05 pm

    Quoting TattedH0tR0d8069:
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goodness gracious...obviously you feel that pain!!!! lol...


Ricotta_x1 42M

12/17/2019 4:53 pm

Interesting


TattedH0tR0d8069 43M

12/17/2019 4:50 pm

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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/17/2019 4:49 pm

lol... There you go. Hey... isn't that an HR issue? lol 😂 Sounds like a fun place to work. ❗🍷🍷


TattedH0tR0d8069 43M

12/17/2019 4:48 pm

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TattedH0tR0d8069 43M

12/17/2019 4:48 pm

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secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/17/2019 4:33 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I can see that happening... 😂
    In MY, company... she'd be f**king dragged into HR on some bullshit charge. Oh... wait. It's only the guys over here who get the 'warnings' . 😮
    Good for you! 👍 😊 Sounds like fun.
I was in my own office.... I didn't tell him to barge in and grab things from my desk while my back was turned! Lol


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