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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Toaster Strudel Wars  

secret_lade 49F
14390 posts
12/10/2019 2:58 pm
Toaster Strudel Wars

In my house, it's all out war.

Complete savagery....

The only thing missing is Mad Max racing across the desert looking for gasoline.

The moment I saw my pulling out the toaster I knew she was making a toaster strudel.

Me - Oh! Make me one!!

- No, make your own!

Me - Hey. I housed you in MY body for 9 months, then continued to keep you alive for the next 12 years. The LEAST you could do is make me a toaster strudel.

- Really Mom?!? You use that excuse for everything.

Me - I'm just using my resources.

I should have known something was up when she actually brought me a strudel. Not paying attention, I thanked her and continued to mess with the remote trying to put new batteries in it.

Still not paying attention, I reached over and grabbed the coveted strudel off the paper towel it was perched on and took a<b> bite.

</font></b>No frosting, yet the strudel felt moist.

She LICKED off the frosting!!

The war is on!

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/12/2019 4:11 pm
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    lol... yep. Although THAT'S never happened to me.. 😂
That you know of.....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/12/2019 4:10 pm
    Quoting lindoboy100:


    She must have learned from the best......ahem!!
Crickets....

I wouldn't know a thing about that.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/12/2019 4:09 pm
    Quoting jolielaide:
    wow, kid is an animal. who violates food like that?? it would have been better if she just didn't make it. smdh! you'll know for next time to make your own. i have these in my freezer right now and i'd ask which one was it, but i don't wanna know.
She is most definitely an animal.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/12/2019 4:09 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    gross! are you sure she licked it or was it the dog?
I don't have a dog, so, it was her. Little stinker!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/12/2019 4:08 pm
    Quoting easy_going2014:
    that's funny

    I tell my daughter that she would still be eating with her hands if it weren't for me

    plus, she would have to wear velcro shoes or sandals the rest of her life if it wasn't for me

    I can't say anything about her driving, or the way she flips her hair, rolls her eyes, and walks out on me mid-sentence

    just sayin'

    reminded me of this

    Spongebob Squarepants - "The Shoe-Tying Song"

    You wanna learn how to tie your shoe?
    It's a very easy thing to do.
    Just sit on down and I'll give you the scoop...

    What's that? It's called the loop-de-loop.
    You put your laces in each hand,
    go under and over again, take your loop-de-loop and pull,

    and your shoes are looking cool.
    You go over and back, left to right, loop-de-loop and hold 'em tight.
    Like the bunny ears or a Christmas bow, lace 'em up and you're ready to go!

    Take your loop-de-loop and pull, and your shoes are lookin' cool.
Ha ha ha ha.... Sponge Bob.

My daughter is getting to that age where everything is dramatic. Just hearing her tell me about what she ate for lunch that day takes about 20 minutes, there will be 3 mini stories included that deal with enemies and mixed emotions, and not once will she actually mention what she ate.


easy_going2014 57M
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14366 posts
12/11/2019 9:08 pm

 that's funny

I tell my daughter that she would still be eating with her hands if it weren't for me

plus, she would have to wear velcro shoes or sandals the rest of her life if it wasn't for me

I can't say anything about her driving, or the way she flips her hair, rolls her eyes, and walks out on me mid-sentence

just sayin'

reminded me of this

Spongebob Squarepants - "The Shoe-Tying Song"

You wanna learn how to tie your shoe?
It's a very easy thing to do.
Just sit on down and I'll give you the scoop...

What's that? It's called the loop-de-loop.
You put your laces in each hand,
go under and over again, take your loop-de-loop and pull,

and your shoes are looking cool.
You go over and back, left to right, loop-de-loop and hold 'em tight.
Like the bunny ears or a Christmas bow, lace 'em up and you're ready to go!

Take your loop-de-loop and pull, and your shoes are lookin' cool.
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mc_justmc 63M

12/11/2019 5:10 am

 gross! are you sure she licked it or was it the dog?


jolielaide 52F  
1754 posts
12/10/2019 9:14 pm

 wow, kid is an animal. who violates food like that?? it would have been better if she just didn't make it. smdh! you'll know for next time to make your own. i have these in my freezer right now and i'd ask which one was it, but i don't wanna know.


KX450F2016 55M
193 posts
12/10/2019 5:01 pm

 LOL..... yup, sounds like a kid!.... It is 7:57 & I just sent 2 more messages. I don't know why you didn't get the others. I replied to your first one about 30 minutes after you sent it but was on way to work. Then I sent more that night. Anyway. Hope you get these.


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
12/10/2019 4:18 pm

She must have learned from the best......ahem!!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/10/2019 3:59 pm

 lol... yep. Although THAT'S never happened to me.. 😂


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/10/2019 3:41 pm

 Strudel anyone?


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