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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

How do I know my downstairs neighbor is an asshole?  

secret_lade 49F
14389 posts
11/28/2016 7:57 pm
How do I know my downstairs neighbor is an asshole?

Last week I dealt with 2 's birthdays, 1 Thanksgiving, 2 days of Black Friday shoppers, and the loss of my sanity....

What stands out in my mind most?

My downstairs neighbor continually banging on the wall as I tried to have sex.

WTF?!?

The sad part was, we weren't even being loud. No headboard banging on the wall, no moaning or groaning, we had barely gotten started. About the only thing he could have possibly heard was my creaky bed which, I might add, wasn't at all as bad as it normally gets.

I was being stealthy!! My were in the next room!!

The first time he banged on the wall, I thought to myself, was that what I thought it was?

The second time he banged on the wall, I thought, what a fucking asshole. That is what I thought it was.

The third time he banged on the wall I was pissed. I literally said aloud "I don't think so!!" and banged back.

I'm not going to stop living my life simply because some asshole living beneath me can hear my bed creaking while I have sex. I can't wait to see what he does when I don't have my in the next room and my full self comes forward.

I'm not that quiet.

He's just lucky I live alone, he could be subjected to this on a nightly basis.

StrongBlakDick4U 43M
263 posts
12/29/2018 9:16 pm

 Get a Grip! He is banging the wall because he wants to be banging you - and you won't let him - Honestly though, I'd like to spend a few nights in your bed as well..... and I'll bring my own can of WD-40 to lubricate your springs


lyavu 50F
1538 posts
11/30/2016 12:47 am

 I don't miss apartment life. Omg some pple can be uuugggh. I had one neighbor like that. So what I did to.make things worse I had a superbowl party. That made him move . Mine worked give him a reason to get out.


secret_lade replies on 12/1/2016 8:46 pm:
I have sleep issues and end up waking up in the middle of the night just about every night. I used to keep my tv way down so it wouldn't be bothersome... Not anymore. LOL

scott6250 61M

11/29/2016 4:19 pm

 Definitely not cool. I had a neighbor like that when I lived in an apartment in New York wit my ex.Drove us mad with the banging.
"Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250


secret_lade replies on 11/29/2016 7:31 pm:
The guy is a total putz.... He can't be much more than a 20 something. I hope he realizes I have no plans on changing anything.

boobwhisperer69 61M  
8322 posts
11/29/2016 8:14 am

 Rockin the house!!!


secret_lade replies on 11/29/2016 7:32 pm:
LOL I don't think I can even say I was rockin' anything. We were pretty subdued!

redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/29/2016 6:31 am

 Sounds like if he banged any harder he would have ended up in the room with you. I don't miss apartment life at all.
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secret_lade replies on 11/29/2016 7:45 pm:
After seeing the incident between his girlfriend and he in front of the door today, I'll bet he was wishing he was in the same room with me. I don't normally mind apartment life, but it's like moments like those that do really suck.

mc_justmc 63M

11/29/2016 4:23 am

 Ahhhhhh apartment life! I don't miss it! At least he could have banged in rhythm!


secret_lade replies on 11/29/2016 4:58 am:
The apartment had been unoccupied for a while, I got WAY to used to that. He is actually the 4th renter who has lived there since I moved in, it's like that thing has a revolving door.

dayzeeme 55F
7024 posts
11/29/2016 12:31 am

 omg that sign is so damned perfect!!!!!
I have never had the fortune or misfortune to hear any neighbors up, down, or sideways having sex. I have listened to our old upstairs neighbors playing dice on their hardwood floors til all hours .... fuck!! We made several complaint to management regarding that.


secret_lade replies on 11/29/2016 5:17 am:
That sign totally cracked me up, I had to post it in the comments. As for playing dice on the floor.... Wouldn't that be uncomfortable?? That would kill my ass and back sitting on the hardwood floor for an extended period of time!!

sensual_robin 39F
74 posts
11/28/2016 11:47 pm

 A recording of moans and creaky bed turned up loud when he is home and you go out...Throw in some dirty talk for him to hear


secret_lade replies on 11/29/2016 5:04 am:
LOL Oh, I'm sure they would love that!

Furbal1972 51M
18571 posts
11/28/2016 10:36 pm

 I've had my share of bad neighbors. .. One of the worst was the first time I had someone over. .. Banging started at 3am. .. I banged back, but it didn't stop. .. She couldn't sleep, so she left. (That neighbor didn't stay long either.)
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secret_lade replies on 11/29/2016 5:04 am:
I don't really know why people have to be such idiots. In my case I think I have a white trash couple living down there. I hear them, occasionally, talking out on their patio, they don't sound very educated. I have yet to see them.... I'll admit, totally curious to see what they actually look like.

IF_looking 40M
15 posts
11/28/2016 8:57 pm

 That's not cool. When I hear my neighbors, I get more curious than anything else.


IF_looking 40M
15 posts
11/28/2016 8:56 pm

 That's not cool! When I hear my neighbors, I'm more curious than anything else.


secret_lade replies on 11/28/2016 8:58 pm:
That's the thing... I can hear them too. You don't see me banging on the balcony door when they are out on their patio smoking and being loud. It's called respect.

north_woods 38M
Ask me for a photo

11/28/2016 8:30 pm
    Quoting secret_lade:
    I need one of these to hang on my door. Ba ha ha ha ha
That would be perfect! haha


secret_lade replies on 11/28/2016 8:39 pm:
Imagine his surprise when he decided to come up and complain....

375shytac 51M  
115 posts
11/28/2016 8:27 pm

 I would make it a goal, to be as loud as possible, every chance you get!
Neighbors like that are annoying.


secret_lade replies on 11/28/2016 8:38 pm:
Oh, it's already a goal. I'll be the detested upstairs neighbor in no time.

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/28/2016 8:16 pm

 I need one of these to hang on my door. Ba ha ha ha ha


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