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Blogs > OakKing421 > The Oak King's Redoubt

your funny for the day  

OakKing421 56M
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4/20/2017 10:28 pm
your funny for the day

"The Black Bra"
The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have
been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to
amaze our men by wearing a black<b> leather </font></b>bra & bodice,
stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed to
meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went:
My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing
a black<b> leather </font></b>bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and
I was wearing the<b> leather </font></b>bodice, heels and mask
over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he
didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the<b> leather </font></b>bodice,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my
eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said
"What's for dinner, Batman?"

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