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Blogs > PyschoLoco > I'm Still Here You Bastards

Xmas Humor  

PyschoLoco 61M
93 posts
12/10/2016 1:01 pm
Xmas Humor
The UPS man rings the doorbell to deliver a package and is greeted by an attractive middle-aged woman in skimpy lingerie. She grabs him softly by the wrist and gently pulls him towards her and says "I have something for you as well " She leads him up the stairs, throws him to the bed,climbs on top of him, opens his shirt and pulls down his pants. She raises her leg and mounts his raging hard on. She grinds and<b> pumps </font></b>him until he quickly cums. Then she climbs off and walks over to her purse, gets out her wallet,takes out two dollars and hands it to the UPS man. He's still a little bewildered and asks "what's this for? " "O" she replies " I asked my husband what should we get for the postman this Xmas. He said Fuck him, give him two bucks "


Standards are people too.....kinda


PyschoLoco 61M
1550 posts
12/22/2016 6:19 am

 You're very welcome. Sexycurvy Thanks for stopping by and even more thanks for the view.
Standards are people too.....kinda


PyschoLoco 61M
1550 posts
12/11/2016 6:40 am

 Don't lose that cute little A of yours. Id miss it Yes I said the C word and I meant it
Standards are people too.....kinda


PyschoLoco 61M
1550 posts
12/10/2016 2:00 pm
    Quoting  :
Ooooh, I like your holidays, would actually look forward to them at your house If you don't like my cold air in your ass,how bout a warm, wet tongue? It's a big one Thanks for your wicked thoughts, stay sexy, my friend.
Standards are people too.....kinda


PyschoLoco 61M
1550 posts
12/10/2016 1:54 pm

 You durn females only take us literally when we're being sarcastic, don't ya ? I'd give anything to hear your chuckle or kill to make you smile, Luvs, my distant darling. Thanks for being my 1st commenter and smashing to see you always.
Standards are people too.....kinda


BeccaLuvs 61F
20895 posts
12/10/2016 1:48 pm

 Truly funny good Loco! And, of course she took "hubby" literally! Also enjoyed your "Thanks giving Humour"! Will have to think of a good funny "South" African chuckle for you now!
..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'!
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