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Blogs > bipolybabe69 > "..yes I said yes I will Yes."

Just say "NO" to LOL! Instead, I GLFFT.  

bipolybabe69 62F
404 posts
2/1/2016 12:33 pm
Just say "NO" to LOL! Instead, I GLFFT.
I think we should all invent our own text-isms, the acronyms that let us shorten our two thumb typing.

I know I can now dictate my texts to my beloved iPhone, but then I need to correct them. Teaching judgmental Siri to stop changing "fucking" to "ducking" takes time:

"Yes, Siri-Honey," I say patiently, "I am a SLUT*. I use the word 'fucking' often.

If you were really smart, Siri, you'd make sure you never sent that word to The Laundry Guy (TLG-- Story to Follow**) or to my twins."

Anyway, my fave acronym is "GLFFT."

You won't find it in Google or the Urban Dick-tionary.

I "Giggle like a Filthy Fuck Toy."



A woman friend asked, sort of puzzled, "Why a 'Fuck Toy'?"

"Because I'm not a passive<b> doll. </font></b>I am a woman who delights in and is empowered by my joy in my body," I replied.

I invented that acronym for someone. He didn't value that gift. So, I'm taking it back.

GLFFT.

I also enjoy GBBL, which, of course, is Great Big Belly Laugh.

What are some of the acronyms you use with delight?

Warmly, wickedly,

BiPolyBabe aka Angie
* Note to Self: Story on what SLUT means
** Note to Self: Story about texting TLG

sphxdiver 74M
21063 posts
2/1/2016 12:46 pm

 Wow !!

I don't know a damn thing about text speak and now this ?


tedbear472 76M
807 posts
2/1/2016 1:08 pm

 I very rarely use those acronyms. It's kind a pet peve of mine, I guess. If you are too lazy to type out a full word, then don't say it. I am one of the worlds worst typist but I do struggle to say what needs to be said and want to say. People are getting so lazy these days. It is becoming a give me society that is too lazy for their own good. I would hate to see some of the business correspondences that go out today . I will step off of my soap box now.


AmorphousAmor 64M
Ask me for a photo
3574 posts
2/1/2016 1:37 pm

 creativity IS the most human of activities!


HermanG67 56M
8464 posts
2/1/2016 1:42 pm

 I like

GLFFT

thats classic


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
2/1/2016 2:52 pm

 I don't use a lot of acronyms, I think, even when I text. Sometimes in chat I do, and the friends I chat with would probably tell you the one I use most is GP-BRB. I tend to drink quite a bit when chatting late at night... I can conveniently blame Captain Morgan for my poor typing skills. I can conceal my fumble fingers in comments, but in chat there's no way to hide.
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