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Blogs > Seductionparadis > My Blog

My Life As Your Phone?  

Seductionparadis 66M
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1/22/2016 1:59 am
My Life As Your Phone?

I often end up sleepless and lonely when you leave. I seldom get any alone time with you anymore. I am often put aside and neglected when you are having fun with your friends. How often, and I mean how often, I have to find myself fully drained from exhaustion and low energy? I like when you needed me in your life every second of every minute. How I wish for those days to return, when you needed me every minute of every hour, every hour of every day, just to talk to. I know with so many new and beautiful models coming out all the time, you are very tempted to<b> upgrade </font></b>to the newest, slimmest and most fascinating thing that comes along. Please don’t forget how much we mean to each other. I remember the days when we shared the same pillow every night, and you kissed me tenderly when you awakened every morning. I know that I am old and worn now. Perhaps you’ll give me another chance before you retire me from your life; before you trade me in or discard me to the nearest electronic pile of rubbish. Don’t forget what we’ve been through when you broke up with Dave, the Bozo from Silicon Valley. Remember him? Yes, he was a clown, a clown that wore so many illustrious costumes, that you thought you were back in the 70’s. Yeah, that’s right; I was here for you all along my friend. I got you out of that one for sure. Now that you want your sleek new model with the latest in speed and auto voice command features and a high gloss, egg shell fitted case, don’t forget what I mean to you. Don’t forget those roaming features when your calls were sent to China when you were going through your latest craving for Chinese take-out, Yeah, I got you out of that one too. Go ahead and buy your new Android or your new IPhone, with enhanced and extended battery life. We had fun, lots of fun. Move up in your new life, to your tabloid and touch-screen model. What a blast from the past we had together. Bye, I will always love you, Android.

run2GR8bjsubHOT 62M
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5/15/2017 1:15 am

 tears tears tears!!!


Valjean4 60M
47 posts
5/20/2017 6:29 am

 Hilarious! Thanks for posting this humorous tale.


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