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LMO Dining Etiquette
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LMO Dining Etiquette The thing which makes the Mansion most unique in my opinion is the wide *variety* of dishes in it's buffet. The diverse residents bring diverse cuisine to our table. Some of the difficulties I have as maitre-d is reminding patrons we are NOT about any one type of entree. Some dishes are very low calorie, which is popular amongst those watching their "figures". While other dishes are meaty and full of flavor. And some have even been known to induce hangovers if one tries to consume too much too fast. It's all good. Because of the magnitude of this all-you-can-eat spread, I will attempt to divulge some tips, for those new comers as well as some regulars experiencing indigestion.... Firstly, while it is tempting, you are not *required* to sample every dish. If something looks like it is not going to play well with your dietary restrictions it's perfectly OK to just move on and see what's inside the next casserole. The corollary, please do not be offended if your offering only gets a small nibble. Some people don't like rice cakes, and others can't handle the cayenne. All contributions are appreciated. Next, the polite pot-luck connoisseur will check what others have already brought before poorly placing their own. If someone else has poured heart and soul into their special three-bean pasta salad, perhaps your five-bean can wait in the car for a little while, no? Once most patrons have had their fill and are looking for seconds (it doesn't take as long as you might think), producing yours will be an instant success. It's also good to try to get a feel of the overall trend. If the table is currently dessert heavy, then even if there is no other cheesecake right now, it might still be better to try guacamole dip instead. Over indulgence carries fewer consequences here than in 3D space, and is somewhat encouraged. But in the extreme it can still cause health issues. Know your limits and don't be afraid to stick by them. Self imposed diets should be discouraged. Breaking wind and other social faux-pas, while embarrassing are not as horrible as it might seem. We're a family not a job interview. As long as you are not being overly vulgar, it's OK to enjoy yourself. And on the flip side, if someone has polluted your air space, it's OK to move to a different seat (quietly). If someone doesn't get the hint, tell them POLITELY to consider maalox. Many diners here have know each other far too long. Occasionally one may throw a roll at the other. This is NOT an indication to start an all out free-for-all food fight. Sometimes one member may instinctually know the other REALLY needed a roll up side the head. Sometimes free-for-all food fights will be acceptable if the mood is right. If you are unsure if the mood is right, you have not been here long enough to start a food fight. Throwing plates will not be tolerated very long. Do NOT get inbetween people throwing plates. I will risk my limbs if and when necessary. Also note, encouraging such behavior will be tolerated even less. This got alot longer than I intended, we have more etiquette than I realized. But I think I covered it all. Oh yeah, and Ron is a V.I.P. don't steal his seat.
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