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Blogs > trixietrixster > trixie's tales ... :)

Hitachi Heaven ... :)  

trixietrixster 56F  
3298 posts
5/29/2018 4:32 am
Hitachi Heaven ... :)
I discovered the Hitachi Magic Wand bout 10 years ago, Mr H, as I affectionately refer to him. Our relationship continues to reach new heights - as does my imagination. He's given birth several times, 14 to be exact ...

His most memorable death was when I electrocuted myself ... LOL ... going from low to high he just bit the dust. This can't be happening, I thought as I kept turning him on and off, hoping he would come back to life. Throwing him on the floor in a fit of sexual frustration, it took a few moments to realize that my left kneecap felt weird. Turning on the lites, I could see why. It was black - like tar. And, ya, I picked up Mr H again, flicking the on/off button like my life depended on it. Cause, ya, he's just resting ... LOL ... no, he was dead. No signs of life. After the shock wore off - Amazon Prime to the rescue ...

The next morning, I broke the news to my hubby. "Mr H had an accident - he's hot breathing. We need to give him a proper burial." A few hours later, my hubby carried him in homage to the dumpster, singing "Amazing Grace". After tossing him in, I said a few words. "May Mr H rest in peace." Then, this: "you know, trixie, giving a fucking vibrator a memorial wasn't exactly on my bucket list. I can't believe you actually talked me into this?!"

His body wasn't even cold when his kin arrived - pretty much attacked the UPS dude. Ya, he wasn't exactly thrilled bout this. My new relationship flourished = happy girl!!! Tho, it didn't take but like 6 months for him to leave me. A short in his cord from overhandling - LOL ...

The current generation, number 15, gave birth a few days ago. We've already started to forge an incredibly satisfying relationship = 8 speeds -8 vibration patterns. Looking forward to our continued journey together ...

To say that I am hard on sex toys would be an understatement - I've sent many a vibes to their untimely demise. They go down without a fight, unlike the fucking machine that I killed. His death was a bit more complex. He stalled out several times, gasping for air, before finally taking his last breath. Ya, apparently, my pelvic muscles are pretty strong! I felt horrible - these are very costly. Of course, I offered to buy him a new one. "I just can't believe it broke" - LOL - "thought those things were indestructible! Dam, girl, I'm totally impressed!!!" He got that one brand new at an auction I found out for a super good price. So, he was kind enuf to not let me replace. He had gotten two, one of which he was going to sell, so, had a backup. Tho, this: "trixie, luv you, but you won't be using the new one!"


In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...
cyclingfool 62M  
6666 posts
5/29/2018 5:43 am

 Find peace in the full and joyful life he shared with you.. Any man would be nourished for a lifetime on the juices he tasted along the way...


notoldyetflorida 58M
106 posts
5/29/2018 6:28 am

 I could have re-wired Mr. H. with no problem.


HandyOne44 50M

5/29/2018 7:55 am

 Wow


CUMHANDLEME 61F  
794 posts
5/29/2018 8:58 am

 Wait Hitachis have 8 speeds & multiple different patterns ?
Damn, I'm behind the Hatachi times 😣
Do you have any Primal Urges ... I do, please CUMHANDLEME and explore some of my naughty and nice Primal ... Urges with me !!!


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
5/29/2018 10:57 am

 Sorry for you loss my friend, but it seems you have a new H in your life and I hope you have many good sexy years with him..hugsssssssss
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


LakeRidgeBBWSeek 63M
3847 posts
5/29/2018 12:03 pm

 I think Mr H would be a hard act to follow, I dont envy your hubby !


trixietrixster 56F  
3125 posts
6/14/2018 4:02 am
    Quoting cyclingfool:
    Find peace in the full and joyful life he shared with you.. Any man would be nourished for a lifetime on the juices he tasted along the way...
@cycling - LOL - we did share a lot of great times! He had a lot of nourishment, one of the joys of being multi orgasmic …
In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


trixietrixster 56F  
3125 posts
6/17/2018 6:14 am

 @not - no idea that Mr H could be rewired. Good info to know, tho, I've moved onto the new and improved version ...
In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


trixietrixster 56F  
3125 posts
6/17/2018 6:29 am

 @Handy - I hear that a lot - HA!
In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


trixietrixster 56F  
3125 posts
6/17/2018 6:41 am
    Quoting CUMHANDLEME:
    Wait Hitachis have 8 speeds & multiple different patterns ?
    Damn, I'm behind the Hatachi times 😣
@CUM - since I break so many - LOL - this time I got a cheaper version. Amazon, 25 bucks ...
In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


trixietrixster 56F  
3125 posts
6/17/2018 6:53 am

 @Cheap - apparently, fixing Mr H is a "thing" ...
In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


trixietrixster 56F  
3125 posts
6/17/2018 7:07 am
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Sorry for you loss my friend, but it seems you have a new H in your life and I hope you have many good sexy years with him..hugsssssssss
@Tmp - thank you, my friend! Ya, my "new man" is doing a great job ... HA!!! I'm hoping for at least a few good months ... *huggles*
In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


trixietrixster 56F  
3125 posts
6/17/2018 7:12 am
    Quoting LakeRidgeBBWSeek:
    I think Mr H would be a hard act to follow, I dont envy your hubby !
@Lake - Mr H isn't into calorie foods - LOL ... no snack making for me after ...
In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


trixietrixster 56F  
3125 posts
9/4/2018 7:07 pm
    Quoting  :
@an - cordless vibes don't have any power - just as appetizer for me - HA!
In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


trixietrixster 56F  
3125 posts
9/4/2018 7:21 pm
    Quoting  :
@an - ya, already broke one fucking machine - LOL ...
In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...


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