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Morning – Like Some Bible?
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Morning – Like Some Bible? The strangest things always happen to me - in stores - parking lots - walking down the street - in other people's houses. Like touching the self check out and causing a power outage. Or, when it's my turn for a Tarot Card reading, the transformer in a Condo complex blows. Being stalked in a food store - a person thinking I was someone else. And, yeah, getting my shopping cart stolen ... LOL ...  I had to make a quick trip to Walmart. As I was approaching my car to leave, taking my earphones out, I heard a feint voice. I turned round to find two older women sitting in the car next to mine. Politely, I said “excuse me?” The women sitting in the drivers seat spoke up. "Would you like some bible this morning?" Yeah, this I definitely wasn't prepared for. Two topics I try to stand clear of - RELIGION AND POLITICS - it never ends well. Some are just simply incapable of discussing these without becoming OBNOXIOUS AND INGORNANT ... It took me a minute or so to realize exactly what she asked me - to process it. I nicely replied "I am not into organized religions - the spiritual side of things suits me more (= no thank you). You have a great day!" She wished me well also ... Started my car - plugged in my IPOD. Nine Inch Nails was on. Of course, rite at the line "Fuck Me Like An Animal" blarring. I could feel their eyes burning a whole rite thru me. Casually, I turned down the volume, acting as if I didn't know they were starting at me. As I was putting my seatbelt on, “are you sure you don't want some bible?!?!" Guess they saw the gates of hell surround my car, which was engulfed in flames. My destiny – to swirl downward into fire and brimstone … I really wanted to say, “WOW, FUCKING SERIOUSLY LADY”. Tho, I knew that in doing so, I wouldn't LIKE the PART of ME that went there. And, the Empath part of me wouldn't exactly think my behavior was stellar by any means … In a very kind and tactful manner, I replied, “No, thank you, Maam. Again, you have a nice day.” With that, I turned up the volume on my I-POD. Life is full of ironies. “REM - “Losing My Religion”. This is just one of those times …  In Luv, Lite, Laffter ... |
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Oh wow my friend your so right the strangest things happen to you, and I got a chuckle out of this one. The music must have scared them huh,  can you imagine if you had said you were an atheist..  Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Oh wow my friend your so right the strangest things happen to you, and I got a chuckle out of this one. The music must have scared them huh, can you imagine if you had said you were an atheist.. In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...
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LMAO @ want some bible. I am over here cracking up.
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LMAO @ want some bible. I am over here cracking up. In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...
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Singing would you know my name ....If you saw me in Heaven...lololol!!!!!!!
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Singing would you know my name ....If you saw me in Heaven...lololol!!!!!!! In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...
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Hehe. Yup, the "would you like some bible" line caught me too. Yes, I'll have Leviticus 15:16, but light on the chit-chat. And I'm running late, so I'ma need that to go. As an aside, I remember the good ol' days, when Jehovah's Witnesses used to dress up in their Sunday-best, venture out into the fresh air, walk the neighborhood and smile politely as doors on them. Now, they're apparently just sitting in the front seat of a Corolla, rolling down the window and barking at passers-by. Such a shame.
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Hehe. Yup, the "would you like some bible" line caught me too. Yes, I'll have Leviticus 15:16, but light on the chit-chat. And I'm running late, so I'ma need that to go. As an aside, I remember the good ol' days, when Jehovah's Witnesses used to dress up in their Sunday-best, venture out into the fresh air, walk the neighborhood and smile politely as doors on them. Now, they're apparently just sitting in the front seat of a Corolla, rolling down the window and barking at passers-by. Such a shame. In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...
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If you have ever seen the movie " Real Genius", there is a line that Val Kilmer utters forth (without any provocation to interject, and completely out of the blue): " Do you ever have those dreams, where you are standing on a sun god temple with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?" To which his two room mates reply, " no", He then says " Why am I the only one having these dreams? " Then that may help understand the way I feel and what I am thinking right now. I have had all too similar experiences, and pretty much the share the same perspective as you within that one. It's comical and down right odd at times. Thanks for sharing...loved it!
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If you have ever seen the movie " Real Genius", there is a line that Val Kilmer utters forth (without any provocation to interject, and completely out of the blue): " Do you ever have those dreams, where you are standing on a sun god temple with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?" To which his two room mates reply, " no", He then says " Why am I the only one having these dreams? " Then that may help understand the way I feel and what I am thinking right now. I have had all too similar experiences, and pretty much the share the same perspective as you within that one. It's comical and down right odd at times. Thanks for sharing...loved it! In Luv, Lite, Laffter ...
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