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Dear AFF Dudes: How Not To Be a Douche (And Possibly Get Laid More)
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Dear AFF Dudes: How Not To Be a Douche (And Possibly Get Laid More) I've been a member here for an entire two months, so I'm pretty sure that makes me something of an expert on Senior Sizzle etiquette. Or, at least, I have some opinions. I'm writing from my perspective as a "real" straight female, and this list is mostly aimed at the straight men who respond to my profile. My experience so far has been extremely positive - most of you seem decent, plenty of you are fantastic. The rest of you? Holy shit. In any case, let's have some fun with this. 1. Read back over what you've just written to that lady. Do you sound like a dick? You're probably being a dick. Guys, I realize you outnumber us by a lot on here. And I've heard that plenty of girls tease you, flake on you, or fake you completely. That must be frustrating, buddy. But don't take it out on other girls, especially ones who are still strangers to you, and you maybe hope to someday bone. Seems like a bad idea, right? So many of you still do this! Please don't open with: "Are you even real??", or unload your gripes about girls on this site before we've even exchanged pleasantries (you know, like, "How are you today? Would luv to cum on your tits"). It sets a bad tone from the start and puts her on the defensive. 2. Be respectful. But this is a sex site?! Yeah, I get it. But everyone is deserving of respect, and shouldn't you treat people here the same way you would a girl you've encountered out in the wild? If she doesn't respond to your chat, that's not an invitation to spam 10 more chats plus emails, each more slightly hostile than the last. Move on. You're another girl's jam, not hers. If she declines your suggestion that she CUM OVER RIGHT NOW, maybe don't immediately assume she's a fake/cocktease. Any self-respecting woman, myself included, is going to want to chat with you a bit first, then probably talk on the phone/Skype briefly before meeting you in an extremely well-lit, crowded bar/cafe/whatever. Allow her to feel comfortable, respect the process and she'll like you enough to fuck on the first date. Possibly. Also, if you think it's a good idea to offer her money to speed the process along, you can fuck right off. 3. Get a little personal. Not in a creepy way. Read on, you"ll see what I mean. Imagine this scenario: She receives two notes, both from men of similar age/physical stats/what-have-you, but definitely not alike in dignity. One reads: "Yo girl Im David I got a big dick and you got what I need hit me up My cell is....", and the other: "Hey you, I'm Paul, and I'm thinking we could have fun. I love that you're into ___, I am too. Care to chat?" I mean, she's definitely going to be more into Paul, right? For one, he didn't spam the same crap he sends to every girl. He read her profile and picked one thing out that he liked, and he told her he liked it. Again, I get it's super competitive here among guys and you get a little lazy, but saving time by mass-emailing girls is counterproductive! Personally, my own profile makes it clear I'm a thick, curvy girl who's dirty-minded but also intellectually curious, and looking for similar. I get a lot of replies from musclehead dudes posing for gym selfies, and it's awkward. If you find someone that you think could actually be a good match/lay, spend a little more time letting her know why you think that. It'll be worth it. Love, MyPinkMouth  |
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2/25/2019 9:22 pm |
Sounds good to me. I always say Hello. I have replied to women that have responded and told me , too old or whatever reason, Thank you for responding, being honest, whatever the situation and wish them luck in their search. I have a lot more respect for them. You made some great points.
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1 post 3/6/2018 9:59 pm |
this is great insight and helpful to me. I've probably made all of these mistakes at one time or another.. but I'm working on changing.
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Says the girl who only likes fat guys. " The answer is there. But there is not a fixed position" my blog
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Says the girl who only likes fat guys.
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1 post 8/30/2015 12:49 pm |
That is right on the point, I agree with you.
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 simplified? I say HI the same as if it were in a store. Why be obnoxious? (no need here or there). Good post for stating the obvious ( but those guys prob won't bother to read it or read a profile). To the girls? Start adding stuff to your profiles. There are soooo many of you that have nothing to say about yourselves (a TNA pic isn't good enough for some of us) ... Competitiveness goes 2 ways )~Lotsa
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your right on
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6/21/2015 9:36 pm |
You're 100 percent right on this post. Guys have to read the whole profile and be respectful.
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