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Leegs2012 51M
96137 posts
1/15/2021 10:32 am

I would go down on you in a heartbeat my sexy friend!!


donsv1962 61M

1/15/2021 11:00 am

Some odd laws for certain. Happy Friday my wild friend.

I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.


mufdiver69er2 63M  
1953 posts
1/15/2021 11:45 am

on that last one...you're pulling our leg,rite? or maybe it was the poon...tang dynasty? either way,i dont mind being hungry again in an hour..

woop woop


1salesman3 69M
7623 posts
1/15/2021 11:49 am

Where do I sign up to kneel and pleasure you?


Solfan55 69M
500 posts
1/15/2021 12:30 pm

From this day forward you shall be known as Empress Woo Hoo to me! Great post Joy...thanks for the laugh.

B


AdventurousGuy07 59M
672 posts
1/15/2021 12:32 pm

"Lionesses have sex 20-40 times a day when they're in heat,
if her mate can't continue then she bites his balls to "persuade him" ... ?*

Not tonight dear I have a headache


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/15/2021 12:43 pm

Ok. That's just bizarre.
What's wrong with porcupines? 🤔


CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
1/15/2021 3:13 pm

It's good to be Empress I guess.

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hippiechick1967 60F  
13154 posts
1/15/2021 4:05 pm

Empress Wu Hu had the right idea!

Elevate me...


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
1/15/2021 5:28 pm

I've seen some of those Daikon radishes............


greencastle0401 68M
72 posts
1/15/2021 7:45 pm

I don't see any laws for sleeping with Pussy...cats


pacnwlover42 55M
9808 posts
1/15/2021 10:11 pm

Weird and crazy! 🤪 I prefer a beet in the anus by the way! And having sex with a porcupine would be a form of acupuncture for your genitals.😱

Funny women are incredibly sexy!


allgud69xxx 50M
502 posts
1/15/2021 10:53 pm

Uh, I think it’s more “the town painted you red,” isn’t it? LOL The descriptions of the people you usually party with we’ll leave for another time ...

Brings to mind the old question: “how do porcupines have sex?” With the obvious answer, “very carefully!” I dunno ... some women seem to be OK with being fucked with a toilet brush, so perhaps it is a good idea to have this law on the books, just to be on the safe side. Especially given the apparent lack of common sense, these days, how many wouldn’t be able to figure it out with such potentially-useful guidance? Actually, don’t answer; I don’t wanna know ...

So, would the question be whether Empress Woooooo Hoooooo saw an uptick or a downtick in the number of visits by male dignitaries? I imagine you could attempt to begin an argument about whether such a law could be seen as sexist (why would female dignitaries be exempted?), but the answer would probably be self-evident. There weren’t any! (or maybe just a lot less) Which points to an entirely different sexism problem. Though, also, maybe girl-girl wasn’t quite as socially acceptable as it is now? Sorry, this wandered way off track, didn’t it?

Yeah, well, if you had to fuck her 20 to 40 times a day, you might get a little tired, too. Or sore. Or tired of seeing that pussy. Or just want to curl up in a corner and be left alone. Aggressive chicks sure are scary, aren’t they? LOL

Oh sure, now Steppenwolf is stuck in my head. So, you know, thanks for that.

Have you actually stopped giggling yet, after all of your research?

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
1/16/2021 7:28 am

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flannel_light 61F
4586 posts
1/16/2021 9:47 am

🤣🤣🤣

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69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 posts
1/16/2021 9:47 pm

I say everything legal till you get caught.
Just don't piss off anyone that knows what you do.


Rawfun46 39M

1/18/2021 3:01 am

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