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10/15/2018 10:40 am |
LOL, I have to admit...........I have kicked the ice cube under the fridge  Oh, and I agree with the greatest man that ever lived!
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10/15/2018 10:48 am |
Very funny my friend. "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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10/15/2018 10:55 am |
Damn now I'll be singing "Ain't No Sunshine in a Thong."  Thanks for the grins and Happy Snoozin...
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After this weekend..I needed a good laugh. Thanks. " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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I needed that. Thanks... Lol ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Thanks for the laughing monday!  Rio flows in its bed and goes around with its waters!
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Hi Joy I love to laugh very much and my gf and I do that a lot! I love the pic of the handle bars on the wall very cool! I think see would like that very much! Love all the pics! Butch
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I had my nap from 9:30-10:30 and 12:15-1:00 today! I agree about the laughter [image]
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Oh believe me we do laugh a lot when we have sex and a lot of talking. Mostly her saying suck harder lol! Butch
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There's a long-running radio show over here that does similar things with words - no idea where it started, probably been going on for decades. But they do silly stuff like "Irony - a bit like an iron" and then publish them in the Uxbridge English Dictionary. Sleep well.
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Thank you because I really needed some chuckles today. And yes I am playing with fire LOL
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10/15/2018 2:38 pm |
Great comedy, thank you
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Good afternoon my friend these are all great but that last one.. now that did it for me, as it's been one hell of a day today.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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thanks for taking me further with this one... only one song fits here... The Beatles - "I'm So Tired" I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink No, no, no I'm so tired, I don't know what to do I'm so tired, my mind is set on you I wonder should I call you but I know what you would do You'd say I'm putting you on But it's no joke, it's doing me harm You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain You know it's three weeks, I'm going insane You know I'd give you everything I've got For a little peace of mind I'm so tired, I'm feeling so upset Although I'm so tired, I'll have another cigarette And curse Sir Walter Raleigh He was such a stupid get You'd say I'm putting you on But it's… To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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10/16/2018 7:57 am |
I'll never see the word "coffee" the same again!
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Lots of laughs from today's post. Thanks for posting and sharing them with us all... *hugs*
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Thank you for the chuckles Joy! Here is one for you: The Scotsman and the blond One day a Scotsman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf is a drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me how long it’s been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replies the Scotsman. With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, “Och - in the name of the wee man is that good!" "And how long has it been since you've had a sip of good scotch?" she asks him. Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years." She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "Tis absolutely fantastic!" At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?" With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh, sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!"
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