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A Public Service Announcement for Everyone (mostly men)
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A Public Service Announcement for Everyone (mostly men) (Shaking my head as I write this) There are some obviously unknown facts that I was under the impression might fall in the line of common sense, but have been proven wrong for the 9,000+ time. As a single female on Senior Sizzle just as the rest of you, looking for that unicorn, yet keep finding 3 legged dogs with mange! We all have our wants, needs and desires. We all have those things that we will NOT budge on (mine happen to be I don't care for uncut cock, it weirds me out AND I have no appreciation for someone that want even manscape). I am a BBW, I know that most (not all) guys want a Barbie. I have a big pussy (no need to lie about it, if you get that far, you will find out anyhow). I want a FWB, not NSA situation (it's redundant to say you want a NSA FWB situation). However, I have had the later from time to time and are no worse for the wear. So now for my rant... Guys (and the chics it applies to also), there are some things that you need to understand. I, nor most other women, want to see your hand squeezing your junk until it's purple with your pants around your ankles, while you sit on the toilet. Let's start with the fact you are squeezing it that hard, the first thing that comes to my mind it "he can't keep it hard". Rather that's the case or not, you have set the mood for disappointment. Next, if you are one of those guys that have a huge 70's bush going, it only makes your tool look smaller and sets the tone to "I don't want to floss my teeth while I suck it". I'm not demanding that there should be a shaving revolution, but trim it back, balls and all! Trust me! And bathroom pics... what can I say other than "oh nice, he went to drop the off at the pool at work and decided to take a pic of his penis". NO, NO, NO.... STOP IT NOW.... At least grab your phone when you go to take a shower and snap a couple (I feel the need to say that you should clean the bathroom, clean the mirror, remove all the female stuff if you are going to try to tell us you are single... just saying). Oh yes, the pics of you watching porn in your tornado struck bedroom... REALLY?!? I guess it shows a slacker like personality. We want a man to fuck us, not some that can't even pick up his room. Now the fun stuff... I know that probably 90% of you are married, attached, involved, have a girlfriend/boyfriend or a mixture of these. I understand you don't want your face pic to be on your profile because you don't want to get caught, so do everyone involved a favor... Go back to CL. Physical attraction is at least 50% of what makes me personally give you an opportunity. I can assure you that if you bury a good, clear, recent (no shades, ballcaps, costumes) in a secondary album, you will get a better response. If it's in a fun setting, maybe where you are smiling or laughing, who knows... I make take it that you are an actual nice person. If I/we ask you for a face pic and you go"you first", you have probably already lost us. If you send us a pic of a pic, yep, you guessed it done. If you are 47 and send me your graduation pic or a pic time/date stamped 3 years ago, I'm not going to see the amusement. It has been a very hard lesson learned with a public meeting and the other individual looking nothing like there pics. Come on, it's human nature! If I don't find you attractive and love your cock, the kitty is NOT going to get wet. So that means you get no play. Do yourself a favor. Are you laughing yet? I hope so! To me this is like having to put on the bread bag to not put it over your head. So on with more Senior Sizzle fun things to know. I will use a broad stroke here and say that every female on here is NOT an easy target or sure thing. Just because we are on here does not mean that you IM us, say "let me hit dat" and we are going to give you our address. #1, PAY up for the gold membership. You will be wiser for it. You can take the time to read our profiles and see if we even match up. If not, why bug us? Ok, ok, I know we are back to the being married or attached thing. Listen, most post offices have small P.O. Boxes for $40 for 6 months, get one. Go to a local retailer and get a prepaid card (BlueBird is good, WalMart doesn't charge you to put cash on it). And since you are to cheap to pay for a room (I'll get to that in a minute), it's worth it. Stick some money back every paycheck, go out with your pals to watch a game and don't blow all your play money, or whatever it is you have to do. #2, Would you like it if someone talked to your Mom, sister or like a piece of trash? Most of you would beat the brakes off someone that would disrespect your female family members. Keep that in mind. Please don't come p with some lame ass story or long drawn out email that you cut and paste to every female you come across, KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID! Sometimes a "Hi, my name is_____ and I liked your profile. If you could, take a look at mine and see what you think. If you are interested, please feel free to email me back when you get a moment. Hope you have a great day!" will get you SOOOOOO much further. It's not that we want to be wined and dined or are looking for a husband, but we are people with feelings. #3 If you don't get a response, it does not mean that you can continue to blow me up! I was thoughtful enough to put an automated response in place, it specifies that IF I am interested, I will get back to you... If I am not, you will not hear back from me. Yet I still get al kinds of repeat offenders... lol. The same with IM. If I am using my phone to IM, it holds all the other exchanges we have had, so I know if there has been a banter before and I know why or how it ended. Be respectful, don't call people names because you aren't what they are looking for. Now you cheap bastards, listen up! If you expect me/us to supply the pussy, the place, the shower, having to clean up behind you when you leave.... PAY FOR THE SITE! OFFER TO BRING SOMETHING! DON'T BE A DOUCHE! You need to bring your own condoms, you need to show up when and where you say you will, and you don't need to bother setting a playdate if you only have 30 minutes at 7 am, every 3rd Thursday. This whole thing is about mutual gratification. Again, if you are looking for that, hit up the backpages or CL, but quit abusing Senior Sizzle. I'm no in any way saying that you need to pay for play, but be as nice as you expect us to be by opening our home up to you. Car play is out! We are not in high school, and it's the BEST way for you to get caught up and possibly go to jail. Try explaining that to the Mrs. And don't bring your ass straight to me from working out and not expect to have to run through the shower. Some chics may like it if they are involved ongoing with someone, but remember FIRST IMPRESSIONS. You just need to be honest and say what you need to say. I would rather someone say "I am coming straight from work, can I use your shower when I get there?", than expect me to let them climb on top of me.... Keep a "ho bag" in your office drawer with your brand of soap, toothpaste and toothbrush. That way you smell like you when you go home, not my girly bodywash. Get a disposable phone or vault app. I am not letting ANYONE come to play that I have not communicated with via email or IM, then text and lastly phone. It's not because I'm looking to break up anyone's happy home, it's because I am a single female. I want there to not be that creeper vibe. I want there to be that electronic trail if you decide to be stupid. I want this to be safe and fun for both of us! I would hope you understand. Straight talk is like 50 a month for everything, it will make your life easier! You will get laid more often! Size does matter... Again, I have a BIG hole, I appreciate BIG dicks. Let's talk about size. Guys, average in the US is 5 1/2 to 6 inches long, without pushing in at the the base. That does not mean that if you are 6 1/2 that you are HUNG. Generally speaking, hung to me is 8 or more, the thicker the better. And thick is not the girth of a banana, toilet paper roll center or any of the other laughable comparisons I have been enlightened with. Thick is a 7 inches around at the base or better. Take a piece of string, wrap it around, then measure that to see what you've got! You can't fudge on this, if and when you get to getting naked, we will see and if you have lied, you will have to go. If you go on and on about loving to eat pussy, we will automatically think "he can't hold his nut". If that's the case, then say it, you will get more respect. If you go on and on about only wanting to have anal, yep, you guessed it "I bet he's bi". No one in their right mind is JUST going to let you fuck their ass. Ask me about ATM and I will pull out my strap on and offer to let you eat the shit off my dick... just saying. If you want me to tell you what I like and want, then I expect you to do the same. If you cannot be vocal, yet respectful...then maybe you need to rethink why you are on here. Well, let's recap... Pics (it's our very first impression of you), be kind and respectful, pay for a membership, be kind to your host, don't be a dick, understand what you put out there shouldn't be misleading and hygiene. Hope you have found this most informational and those of you who get it had a good laugh. Happy Hunting! |
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Wow... great post!!!! xoxoxo Molly
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You've seen pictures of women sitting on the toilet squeezing their junk?? WTF???  Interesting post, I doubt it will change anything on here though. I am quite sure you'll get a ton of hate mail and people telling you YOUR opinion is just that, YOURS. But to anyone using common sense your post is already understood. Sometimes I think being open and honest is an unwelcome thing, too bad. Everyone is on a different plane of intelligence. Some people's plane has not taken off yet!! 
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6/12/2021 9:34 am |
Good reading material!!
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