Reset Password
If you've forgotten your password, you can enter your email address below. An email will then be sent with a link to set up a new password.
Cancel
Reset Link Sent
If the email is registered with our site, you will receive an email with instructions to reset your password. Password reset link sent to:
Check your email and enter the confirmation code:
Don't see the email?
  • Resend Confirmation Link
  • Start Over
Close
If you have any questions, please contact Customer Service
Forgot password?
Blogs > kittyliquor519 > Hiding in plain sight

Explaining an injury  

kittyliquor519 58M
772 posts
4/29/2015 8:32 pm
Explaining an injury
Most of you may have had to, some may not have had to, but ALL of you should have experienced the mundane task of explaining an injury or asking about one. You know damn well what I mean You or someone else comes back to work with a cast or crutches or large bandage etc. etc. etc.



ANNNND...........

"Oh wow, what happened???"

A couple hundred fucking times!!!!

Over and over and over and over you tell the story. I always wanted to write it out once on a 3x5 card and just hand it to them and let 'em read it. But I have a BETTER idea now!!

I'll be involved in a bag tag tournament for disc golf this Saturday and I know I'll have to explain the large bandage on my knee at least 20 times. So instead of repeating the same shit over and over and over I am going to make up something completely different for each time

later on... "Did you hear about John? Cutting his knee on a nail at work?"

"No he didn't, he said someone threw a bottle at him on Freemont Street."

"I heard a pallet fell on him at work."



I got pissed off at work and was going to throw an old aluminum broom handle across the warehouse. But I kept saying "no, don't do it, no don't do it..." and I swung up high and brought it down so hard it broke. The 18" piece left in my hand hit my kneecap and sliced me open. 8 stitches. I saw my kneecap If'n y'all wanna see it, scroll down...but be warned!!! It's nasty lookin'

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

*


Everyone is on a different plane of intelligence. Some people's plane has not taken off yet!!


nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
4/29/2015 8:50 pm

 Ouch!!!! I once had over 300 stitches in each hand........

Oh wow! What happened????

Just kidding! {=}
WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


kittyliquor519 replies on 4/29/2015 9:44 pm:
Well, that sounds like it was fun

I don't EVEN wanna know what happened. When I hear stories like that I feel sympathy pain and it gives me the willies something fierce

CUMHANDLEME 61F  
794 posts
4/29/2015 9:28 pm

 One time at band camp ... I broke both my feet jumping in a pool that was only 5 ft deep only to convince the Dr. I couldn't possibly have 2 broken feet because that would be really inconvenient for me. You mean that kind of thing, right
Do you have any Primal Urges ... I do, please CUMHANDLEME and explore some of my naughty and nice Primal ... Urges with me !!!


kittyliquor519 replies on 4/29/2015 9:45 pm:
Well....kind of, but not really. I can't imagine having both feet broken....inconvenient would be a serious understatement

kittyliquor519 58M
2730 posts
4/29/2015 9:46 pm

 Uhhh...I just noticed the picture is missing WTF????
Everyone is on a different plane of intelligence. Some people's plane has not taken off yet!!


nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
4/29/2015 9:48 pm
    Quoting kittyliquor519:
    Uhhh...I just noticed the picture is missing WTF????
This site does it to me all the time....I go back, hit edit, and repost out of spite!!
WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


kittyliquor519 replies on 4/29/2015 11:08 pm:
Seems to be fine now...sheesh, how weird

nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
4/29/2015 11:25 pm

 Hell....it just locked me out twice.....damn site!!!!!!!
WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
4/30/2015 12:00 am
    Quoting  :
I was fucking this woman, and I slipped hitting the bed frame with my knee.......
WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


kittyliquor519 replies on 4/30/2015 6:14 am:
Yes indeed, I was thinking of a couple versions of a sexual nature

sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
4/30/2015 7:58 am

 Holly crap that looks really bad... They always want to know what happened don't they.. That story gets better and better each time .. Hope you heal well hugssssssss V
Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


kittyliquor519 replies on 4/30/2015 7:05 pm:
Thanks sweet, I am doing much better today. It looked worse than it actually was...maybe....I can't remember

Become a member to create a blog