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Shocking Revelations
Shocking Revelations As some of you may have noticed I have been nominated to be “President”. See Steve’s post > [post 3909993] . However, shocking revelations have come to light via the compromising of the site in October – shocking! ! ! C’mon, everyone say it together – shocking! ! ! First it was revealed that I am on a “Sex site” – shocking! ! ! Let me assure you, right here on Pazzion that I am NOT on a sex site. Then it was revealed that I had sex with women – shocking! ! ! I categorically deny I had sex with that woman. Those women had sex with me - I didn’t have any with them. Besides that it was oral and lots of people don’t think oral sex is sex. I will put the anal sex accusations behind me and won’t speak of them. Further, it was revealed that I had sex outside of marriage – shocking! ! ! Well, I've never been married so how do you expect me to have sex? Sheesh. I will admit that I have had sex outside – shocking! ! ! But only on a warm night, otherwise my ass would get really cold and no one likes a cold ass. Well, no one but those who voted for you know who. Besides all that I really don’t look good in shocking orange “hair”. Accordingly, I shall not seek, and I will not accept, the nomination as your President. Yeah I know already – shocking! ! ! There is rampant speculation, because speculation is always rampant, that I may accept the position of Vice President, because . . . I have vices. I have vices in various positions, and I like various positions. Don’t ask what positions are best, I like them all. I will tell you that I have 2 on my shop workbench and one portable one. So I believe I am highly qualified to be in charge of vices. Not so shocking! ! ! Carry on. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. |
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Yes it was tongue-in-cheek. And, notice that the way I wrote that sentence could refer to either and/or both candidates. I hate all politicians equally. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Some nice advise and you will do well! hugssssssssss V When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Some nice advise and you will do well! hugssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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If I'm not mistaken that makes perfect sense When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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That's very good advice When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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That's very good advice
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you know after all this , and your truthfulness.. I have one thing to say.. you can be my president , if you get rid of our president elect.. I ll vote for you. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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11/15/2016 8:36 pm |
you know after all this , and your truthfulness.. I have one thing to say.. you can be my president , if you get rid of our president elect.. I ll vote for you. face piles of trials with smiles.. MOODY BLUES please feel free to visit my blog happy blogging
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If you two were the vice sure - in a real vice uhmmm . . . NO, not, nyet, not so much, nope When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Red Rock! happyf; Red Rock happym; Red Rock >>! be careful when you put anal sex "behind you"! OK, tell us about your cabinet. I'm accepting brib . . . I mean application for other "positions". When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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11/15/2016 5:01 pm |
Red Rock! happyf; Red Rock happym; Red Rock >>! be careful when you put anal sex "behind you"! OK, tell us about your cabinet.
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Spoken like a true politician . Have you sought out Don Johnson's endorsement? He knows all about vices. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Spoken like a true politician . Have you sought out Don Johnson's endorsement? He knows all about vices. Read my diary Journal of a Taxi Driver for taxi stories and pictures of flowers and trees.
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I have never laughed so hard on a Tuesday afternoon. Loved your comment about putting anal sex accusation behind you- what a ripping good chuckle. Love to see what LaLa has in her garage for vices to use- make a good cam show and you could sell tickets to pay for more gold. This was priceless ( I did go back and read Steve's post) When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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My position on being put in a vice is clear - I don't. Nice try though When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Thank you for your vote When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I just don't know what to say... shocking! When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I have never laughed so hard on a Tuesday afternoon. Loved your comment about putting anal sex accusation behind you- what a ripping good chuckle. Love to see what LaLa has in her garage for vices to use- make a good cam show and you could sell tickets to pay for more gold. This was priceless ( I did go back and read Steve's post) (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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I just don't know what to say... shocking! Vive La Difference
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I am RedRockRascal and I do not approve of this message. Vote for . . . vice When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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