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Shocking Revelations  

redrockrascal 65M
8438 posts
11/15/2016 9:06 am
Shocking Revelations


As some of you may have noticed I have been nominated to be “President”. See Steve’s post > [post 3909993] . However, shocking revelations have come to light via the compromising of the site in October – shocking! ! ! C’mon, everyone say it together – shocking! ! !

First it was revealed that I am on a “Sex site” – shocking! ! ! Let me assure you, right here on Pazzion that I am NOT on a sex site.

Then it was revealed that I had sex with women – shocking! ! ! I categorically deny I had sex with that woman. Those women had sex with me - I didn’t have any with them. Besides that it was oral and lots of people don’t think oral sex is sex. I will put the anal sex accusations behind me and won’t speak of them.

Further, it was revealed that I had sex outside of marriage – shocking! ! ! Well, I've never been married so how do you expect me to have sex? Sheesh. I will admit that I have had sex outside – shocking! ! ! But only on a warm night, otherwise my ass would get really cold and no one likes a cold ass. Well, no one but those who voted for you know who.

Besides all that I really don’t look good in shocking orange “hair”. Accordingly, I shall not seek, and I will not accept, the nomination as your President. Yeah I know already – shocking! ! !

There is rampant speculation, because speculation is always rampant, that I may accept the position of Vice President, because . . . I have vices. I have vices in various positions, and I like various positions. Don’t ask what positions are best, I like them all. I will tell you that I have 2 on my shop workbench and one portable one. So I believe I am highly qualified to be in charge of vices. Not so shocking! ! !

Carry on.


When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/20/2016 6:03 am

    Quoting  :

Yes it was tongue-in-cheek. And, notice that the way I wrote that sentence could refer to either and/or both candidates. I hate all politicians equally.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/17/2016 6:55 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Some nice advise and you will do well! hugssssssssss V
Thank you Sweets

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
11/17/2016 6:46 am

Some nice advise and you will do well! hugssssssssss V

Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/17/2016 5:51 am

    Quoting  :

If I'm not mistaken that makes perfect sense

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/17/2016 5:49 am

Thank you C

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
11/16/2016 8:06 am

That's very good advice


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/16/2016 6:19 am

    Quoting ranchomongo:
    you know after all this , and your truthfulness..
    I have one thing to say..
    you can be my president , if you get rid of our president elect..
    I ll vote for you.
Ahhh, wet works jobs, one of my favorites

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


ranchomongo 70M

11/15/2016 8:36 pm

you know after all this , and your truthfulness..
I have one thing to say..
you can be my president , if you get rid of our president elect..
I ll vote for you.


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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/15/2016 7:32 pm

    Quoting  :

If you two were the vice sure - in a real vice uhmmm . . . NO, not, nyet, not so much, nope

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/15/2016 5:53 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Red Rock! happyf; Red Rock happym; Red Rock >>!
    be careful when you put anal sex "behind you"!
    OK, tell us about your cabinet.
Well, I know for sure you've got the Food and DRUG Admin job. Cookies and weed for life
I'm accepting brib . . . I mean application for other "positions".

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


mc_justmc 63M

11/15/2016 5:01 pm

Red Rock! happyf; Red Rock happym; Red Rock >>!
be careful when you put anal sex "behind you"!
OK, tell us about your cabinet.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/15/2016 4:22 pm

    Quoting Furbal1972:
    Spoken like a true politician .

    Have you sought out Don Johnson's endorsement? He knows all about vices.
Elvis (the alligator not the singer living in N Dakota) is my campaign manager.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Furbal1972 51M
18571 posts
11/15/2016 3:44 pm

Spoken like a true politician .

Have you sought out Don Johnson's endorsement? He knows all about vices.

Read my diary Journal of a Taxi Driver for taxi stories and pictures of flowers and trees.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/15/2016 3:20 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I have never laughed so hard on a Tuesday afternoon. Loved your comment about putting anal sex accusation behind you- what a ripping good chuckle. Love to see what LaLa has in her garage for vices to use- make a good cam show and you could sell tickets to pay for more gold. This was priceless ( I did go back and read Steve's post)
My position on that issue is . . . Glad you enjoyed

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/15/2016 3:18 pm

    Quoting  :

My position on being put in a vice is clear - I don't. Nice try though

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/15/2016 3:15 pm

    Quoting  :

Thank you for your vote

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/15/2016 3:14 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    I just don't know what to say... shocking!
YOU? Speechless? Shocking!

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
11/15/2016 1:25 pm

I have never laughed so hard on a Tuesday afternoon. Loved your comment about putting anal sex accusation behind you- what a ripping good chuckle. Love to see what LaLa has in her garage for vices to use- make a good cam show and you could sell tickets to pay for more gold. This was priceless ( I did go back and read Steve's post)

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tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
11/15/2016 9:30 am

I just don't know what to say... shocking!

Vive La Difference


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/15/2016 9:08 am

I am RedRockRascal and I do not approve of this message. Vote for . . . vice

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


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