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The Things We Say: Oral Sex
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The Things We Say: Oral Sex Oral: adjective - of or relating to the mouth. Some things to ponder. There have been postings here suggesting that “oral sex” is not really sex. The term “oral sex” itself sufficiently answers that question – at least for me. But, . . . kissing is an oral act too. And another question that is sometimes asked here is: “Do you kiss after oral sex?  Given that, is kissing after giving head to, or eating out your partner not also part of the oral sex act? You most likely exchange juices in the said “oral sex” kiss. That makes it seem like kiss(es) are part of the act. Soooo . . . would it could it should it similarly follow that kissing before sex could be considered part of “oral sex”? When people “eat out” it is a reference to going out to dinner. But is it really eating out if you “eat out” your partner at home? It has been said that if you eat things that are sweet (pineapple & strawberries are most often mentioned) it will make your sexual juices taste sweeter. So does it follow that if you eat someone who is sweet you in turn will taste sweeter? When a woman (or whomever) is “giving head” to a guy the woman is actually receiving said head into her mouth. Also, the guy has to “get it up” so the woman can “go down“ on him.  By now you may be able to see why I don’t/can’t write erotic stories. I would have trouble with the “poetic license” involved in writing them. That brings up another question, or 2: Where does one get a poetic license? Is it a state or federal thing? Is there a test? Do you need to get a poetic learners permit first? Do you have to carry the license when you are writing? Are poetic license pictures as bad as driver’s license pictures? Are there insurance requirements? What happens if you are in a poetic wreck? Do you break your cadence? Is writing a Hi-ku considered writing while under the influence? Well, I’m glad I got this lil romp through the English and sexual languages off my mind and into yours . . . You’re welcome.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. |
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redrockrascal replies on 9/9/2016 1:35 pm: Could you explain that ? Well... what was it I said...  Vive La Difference
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I may need some lessons in poetic 'parking' I'll just sit right here and carry on farting. 
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This it's reminiscent of the tone of a good George Carlin skit 
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It's amazing that anybody knows what someone is saying at times. Vive La Difference
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YES!!! That's got to be the answer to at least one of the questions you asked!Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Well done !!! You got your point across, and i'd have to agree with what you said as well.
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When I got done having a great read, followed by a re-read chuckle, I decided that poetic license can be found at the same place one can obtain a licker license (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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LOL...this English language we share is a wonderful thing....even if you can't spell on your side of the pond!!!  ~~Anais Nin~~
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It's no crime if you can't rhyme.I'd like to think we all have good taste but sometimes we come across a sour puss. In the culinary field we call that fushion. Enjoy life.Eat out more often! Using more than all the road!
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Me thinks you have way too much time on your hands to ponder such things. In my opinion, kissing is good, all the time and anywhere, before, during and after. And yes oral sex is sex, whoever said it isn't must be mad. I think oral sex is something special to be saved for only the most special person in your life, especially if taken to... um... it's full conclusion... if you catch my drift. It is really much more intimate than sex. That being said you have to wonder about safe sex, because once fluids are exchanged, well what's all the concern about safe sexual intercourse? huh? wadja think about that? Have you tested out the sweet food theory on yourself? How about sour foods?  Have you tested out the sweet food theory on yourself? Nope, but I am interviewing for taste testers. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Whoa dude! Deep thoughts! Lol. I liked it.
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Ah, shade of Woody Allen. The man could ask a lot of silly questions. Bravo!  I think the confusion surrounding oral was fueled by a former Commander in Chief: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." So blowjobs have been in a sexual grey area ever since. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiIP_KDQmXs
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You get them in Cracker Jacks boxes ...... do they still make them?? Drop in and visit my blog sometime, but you'll probably regret it
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Evidently for a post to appear on the “Recent Posts” list the post has to get at least one response. No idea what that is about so I won’t say it is stupid . . . YET. This is one response – me talking to myself. Once there is another reply Mr. Phelps this response will self-destruct. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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